Cuban misile crisis

That happened for real? I thought that was just a movie!

Cuban misile crisis had some tasty licks

by HeavyDynamite December 25, 2022

The Island of misfit fuckbois

The place where fuckbois get sent to as an archived spam folder when they slide into someone’s DM’s

Her patience was worn so thin from all the unwanted dick pics she was getting, that she just started sending everyone to the island of misfit fuckbois

by Batmatt44 February 28, 2021

The Island of misfit fuckbois

The place where fuckbois get sent to as an archived spam folder when they slide into someone’s DM’s

Her patience was worn so thin from all the unwanted dick pics she was getting, that she just started sending everyone to the island of misfit fuckbois

by Batmatt44 February 28, 2021

demon king of misfit academy

Man who was asleep for thousands of years wakes up gets called a fake and ends up as the leader of an army that is mostly girls and like two other guys.

Persons: Is demon king of misfit academy good?
Small child: Yes

by anonymous November 20, 2021

Oh, I misinterpreted signals

The answer to any criticism for one's romantic choice.

Q: Why haven't you broken up with her like you said you would?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you stalk her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you say that on your date?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you not advance on her romantically?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why didn't you have sex with her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

by Ereck Flowers March 5, 2014

misfuckinstaken

mistaken, but REALLY FUCKING mistaken.

If she thinks she aint gonna go down on my stinkpole tonite, well she is just misfuckinstaken!

by Brendan January 16, 2003

mimsified

see mimsy
The state a man enters smoetimes after being for some time in a long term relationship with a girlfriend.

You're used to be cool, now you're just mimsified!

by Nuked Bug September 1, 2003