In popular American culture of early 21st century, a sexually appealing older woman who is an object of infantile hyper Oedipal motherfucking fantasies.
by DMNY July 8, 2006
Get the MILFmug. Mulder I Love to Fuck. Fox Mulder + Dana Scully = Good Stuff
The act of Dana Scully having sex with Fox Mulder and you trying way to hard to imagine it.
The act of Dana Scully having sex with Fox Mulder and you trying way to hard to imagine it.
"Fox Mulder is my MILF. Oh hell ya."
by Jerbs September 4, 2007
Get the MILFmug. 
Milf: elliots friend you are sooo fit.
Elliots friend: give me a bj.
Milf: Ok.
Elliot: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Elliots friend: give me a bj.
Milf: Ok.
Elliot: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
by Kettering September 29, 2008
Get the Milfmug. Acronym standing for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". Unwise to use in most circumstances.
If your neighbor's fifteen year old daughter has a kid, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF
If your mom if really fine looking, no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF
If your best friend gets raped and has a baby, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF.
If your neighbor's fifteen year old daughter has a kid, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF
If your mom if really fine looking, no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF
If your best friend gets raped and has a baby, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF.
by Alphonze May 31, 2011
Get the MILFmug. Acronym meaning Mother I'd Love to Fuck. Used to describe a physically / sexually attractive woman of an age likely to have teenage sons of her own (generally 35-50). Term widely used by said teenage sons, most often in reference to each other's mothers. When with their Boyz, they joke about MILFs... privately, they go home and fap themselves rotten thinking about the MILFs they just joked about.
by The Evil Steve August 24, 2005
Get the MILFmug. The act of seeking out milfs to seduce, especially by young men.
What you need:
-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack
-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes
-A smile and bag of jokes
What you need:
-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack
-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes
-A smile and bag of jokes
The two 25 year old men drove to Connecticut to go milfing and successfully nailed two cougars. The cougar's husbands never found out.
by Sumsortagod July 25, 2011
Get the Milfingmug.