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A big poopy pants man who poops and shids and cries alot. Could probably suck a boulder through a garden hose. Cuz he gives that sloppy sucky wucky knobby slobby 3000 with Karate Chopping action. Chases the mail man and exclusively eats the 99 cent Slim Jim stick
Guy 1: why does that man with 30 loose slim jims have such saggy pants?
Guy 2: classic Micah. He blows like a leaf blower
Micah by RockGoblin November 30, 2021
Thinks attack on titan is the best anime
Thinks eren beats goku
Always getting ratioed
Taking Ls everyday
Always missing
To ratio someone and being a Micah
Micah by Drthomascool January 10, 2022
Micah is a very sexy man with a bid dick. hes better then everyon else
bro look at the sext micah walking by.
micah by broimthebest January 19, 2022
Most likely voted for joe biden, the softest of them all. Huge beta male, very cheesy person all around. Always has his hood up and some say he gets 0 pussy because he seems very rapey. Will sit on anything for a dollar. His nickname is lou sass. If you want to find micah you will find him at all the elementary schools terrorizing little kids with his van.
Get away from those kids stop acting like a micah.
Micah by Thicc latina December 13, 2021
Hottest and fastest man alive and the boyfriend of the one and only Greg McKee
Greg is in love with Micah
Micah by FatGreg33 December 13, 2021
the most amazing and perfect person ever to walk planet earth. Give him sour patch kids and you'll officially be his favorite person in the entire world.
OH SHIT THERES A MICAH, I BET HES AWESOME
Micah by JB.__ December 21, 2021