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Metro rash

Stains on clothing obtained by using public transportation or walking in public.
Bob: Jane, did you realize you had a huge stain on your sleeve?

Jane: No! This jacket is brand new. Ahh! It must be from me leaning on the Metro this morning.

Bob: Looks like a bad case of metro rash.
by Abchico2091 March 28, 2016
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Metro-sexual

A douchey male who flaunts his expensive Guess jackets, goes tanning and highlights his hair.
Justin is a self proclaimed metro-sexual.
by Waterpoop May 14, 2019
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metro-lesbian

The reverse of metrosexual, a straight woman who dresses and wears her hair like a lesbian.
Good lord, does that metro-lesbian looks get me hot!
by Alex Stockwell May 18, 2017
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Metro bogan

Someone whose well polished exterior hides a deep seeded love of motor sports and casual racism
Have you guys met Ari? He's a bit of a metro bogan.
by SoupAndToast September 7, 2016
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young metro

What if young metro don't trust ya
by Silky Nutsack August 3, 2016
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retro metro

The resurgence of popularity in old-school men's grooming products, like straight-razors and shaving brushes and soap, dress attire, and cocktails. Made popular by shows like Mad Men. Differs from "metro" in that it is a more gentlemanly way for a guy to spend time maintaining his appearance. It emphasizes the notion of the "classic gentlemen".
"Hey Joe, did you just get a haircut?"

"Yeah man, I went to the barber shop for a cut and straight razor shave. I'm going retro metro."

Girl 1: "See that guy wearing the three piece suit and drinking a vodka gimlet?"
Girl 2: "The one with the fedora?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, he's hot - totally retro metro."
by themanlygentlemen June 24, 2012
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Metro Spectrum

The Metro Spectrum is the term that defines the full range of metro-sexual traits typically reflected in a man's hygiene, fashion choices and grooming habits.

In a sentence:
"My friend tends to be a little on the high end of the Metro-Spectrum."
On the low end of the Metro Spectrum are men who don't seem too concerned with outward appearances. In the middle are men who enjoy nice shoes and fitted shirts. Things like trimmed arm hair and a shaved chest are found on the high end.

From low to high:

Gary Busey
Zach Galifianakis
Will Ferrel
Guy Fieri
Daniel Craig
Justin Timberlake
Ryan Seacrest
Tim Gunn
by Coltronx November 23, 2011
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