flesh melons 

big, round, juicy tits

fat girls do not have these!!!

Gary: Did you see the flesh melons on that babe?
Bill: I would've sucked the sin out of them!

flesh melons by Ted Palansky April 17, 2005

floating melon patch 

a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water

uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses

floating melon patch by 77transam August 28, 2006

Melon Cracking 

Woodkirk rules: A game between 2 or more guys where they cut a hole in a melon just big enough for their limp cocks, they then stick them in and the first one to get a hard on and crack their melon wins

Girlfriend; your cock tastes like fruit
Guy; i was melon cracking last night

Melon Cracking by The blackbird December 20, 2008

melody butt 

melody with an ass 💦💦 she loves you to come through

"Damn that girl, Melody, she has an ass"
"Melody butt."

melody butt by Starbabie June 28, 2017

Inverted Melon Baller 

When a girl is upside down and you titty fuck her while she licks/sucks at your balls.

Sheila fell asleep upside down on the couch so I had an inverted melon baller.

Inverted Melon Baller by DTGaaz October 22, 2009

Rimī melone 

The sexiest girl with the biggest follower count on twitch

U wish u could smell rimī melones panties

Rimī melone by FilthyfrankFaggot504 May 4, 2020

theo melon 

it's me!

theo melon is the greatest!

theo melon by theomelon May 7, 2021