by Weirdo135z October 6, 2018
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Maxwell: D-did you guys talk about m-me?
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Maxwell: D-did you guys talk about m-me?
Everyone: Shut up maxwell
by maxwellwuhater May 25, 2021
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Get the Gavin "maxipad" Maxwell mug.WAXYMELT is ginger like the orange flavoured doritos you will find in a crisp packet. He is delightful and is especially nice to his boyfriend Barhem Ibuohgay. He goes to the gym (to suck cock) and loses muscle due to him munching on too much Iranian spices. He believes in Allah and the bible and prays to him to become homosexual. He found the inspiration from his lover Barhem Ibuogay. Maxwell circumnavigated the globe just to steal Iranian oil and piss off the Iranian leader, Ali Khamenei. Waxymelt is also Jewish meaning he has a big cock. The end!
BOOM BOOM BOOM MEHRAB IS IN MY ROOM, WAXYMELT IS STEALING FROM HIM
Maxwell Goddard loves Barhem Ibouhgay
Maxwell Goddard loves Barhem Ibouhgay
by IAMTHEORIGINALBARHEM February 2, 2023
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by Lachie Besanko August 20, 2023
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by 33T4444 August 5, 2022
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by Mattmaxwell December 4, 2021
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