A dictionary for stupid people. If someone is a dick they may use a mat-tionary to look up the meaning of a word. This is also a very useful anti-sawyeristic device.
by colin the blade October 06, 2005
ungangly, unkept pussy hair which is shocking at first sight. Usually sighted on beaches and pools creeping out from the sides of swimwear.
by Fman68 October 31, 2006
A tattoo just above the pubic region and below the belly button. This may also be known as a reverse tramp stamp.
by white picket April 09, 2011
by LaQuisha Shanqueeta Jackson June 16, 2008
It's what you put out by your door when you don't want any company. You take the welcome mat indoors.
by Starchylde May 24, 2016
When midgets with dreadlocks lay face down on the ground. Commonly found in all the hottest New York clubs.
by New York Stefon May 18, 2010
The act of two females performing oral sex on a man, one on each side of the penis resulting in them kissing while sucking. Aka "Heaven"
Dude, last night, these two girls gave me the Wisconsin Welcome Mat.
No waaaaaay!!!
Yes way! It was like an oral hot dog.
No waaaaaay!!!
Yes way! It was like an oral hot dog.
by Bolt Speeeeedman November 20, 2010