Marisa

The girl I love so fucking much. The girl you would want to be with forever. The most ecstatic, lovable, fucking pretty, girl ever.

I love Marisa

by dankerken September 1, 2019

the MAMS

Minute after minute shits; occur when you have diarrhea constantly for a period of time, typically unable to get off the toilet without having to go again

I can't get off the toilet, I have the MAMs.

by J-phresh January 11, 2014

Maris

Maris is a beautiful girl, usually tall. Her smile lights up the room. She makes people’s day better with her humor and personality. She is very smart but sometimes gets too attached. She has many friends and people envy her looks and character. If you ever find a Maris keep her as close as possible.

Girl 1: Do you know that girl over there?

Girl 2: oh yeah! That’s Maris, she’s the best!!

by edenboi69 October 28, 2019

Maris

A "girlfriend" that a guy claims to have, but nobody's ever seen her. May be either fictional and created to boost his image, antisocial, or highly resistant to spending time with his friends.

Based on Niles' wife in Frasier, who is often referred to but never seen unobstructed.

Hey man, glad you could make it to my party! Did you come alone? Where's your Maris this time?

by Ben Frey May 4, 2006

Yngwie Malmsteen

Yngwie Malmsteen is a guitarist. He plays fucking fast as hell, but his music is terrible.

Yngwie is pretty fast, but Steve Vai fucking buries him.

by Aces High November 30, 2003

Maris

An invisible domineering, henpecking female who denies her husband any pleasure in life; sometimes thought to be a non-existent person who men use as an excuse not to socialize.

Allen wanted to take his dick with him to the party but Maris wouldn't allow it. It's fun to emasculate Allen.

by Feebs October 2, 2003

Yngwie Malmsteen

Hendrix is the best.

And you all know it.

by hendrix August 1, 2004