by cface February 11, 2008
The kind of lapdancing that is performed in such an intoxicated state, it ceases to be sexy. Might even lead to guys asking the performer of the maris dance to please sit down. The maris tends to turn off even the most horny drunk guy. It involves swaying rather than shaking, and and might be performed a couple of meters off from the intended location.
Party People: LAPDANCE! LAPDANCE! LAPDANCE!
*girl gets up, starts drunkenly moving her hips from side to side, in a way she believes to be seductive, 3 meters away from the male supposedly receiving the lapdance*
-5 seconds of awkward silence-
Party People: It's okay, you can sit down now.
Whispers: What a maris
*girl gets up, starts drunkenly moving her hips from side to side, in a way she believes to be seductive, 3 meters away from the male supposedly receiving the lapdance*
-5 seconds of awkward silence-
Party People: It's okay, you can sit down now.
Whispers: What a maris
by monchis February 14, 2008
NOT A WHORE. does not give lap dances, is of the female descent. She has morals and values and does not act like tila tequila.
"Maris is my biffer forever"
"Oh, you mean that girl that gives lap dances?"
"No, not at all. She has values and morals. She does not act like tila tequila."
"oh, Word."
"Oh, you mean that girl that gives lap dances?"
"No, not at all. She has values and morals. She does not act like tila tequila."
"oh, Word."
by MARISANDMAYA February 04, 2009
This guy has the bigest dick you will see his eyes are beautiful If you meet a MARI dont miss he gives the best hickeys
by Ana cherish November 08, 2019
Mari is a sweet girl who is always there for you she can make a lot of inside jokes.When you meet her she is so shy but when she gets to know you and trusts you she is very open about her life, decieve her and you'll regret it.She has a very short temper, and does not stand fake people she likes the truth and only truth. She is a great person
Mari's friend: Do u know Mari ?
Other girl: oh yeah I hate her
Mari's friend: yo Mari you know what she said about you
Mari : no what
Mari's friend: she hates you
Mari :do you hate me (to other girl)
Other girl : no how could I your the best !
Mari : yeah sure.....( turns around never talks to her again)
Other girl: oh yeah I hate her
Mari's friend: yo Mari you know what she said about you
Mari : no what
Mari's friend: she hates you
Mari :do you hate me (to other girl)
Other girl : no how could I your the best !
Mari : yeah sure.....( turns around never talks to her again)
by xxx_yvngxnugget_xxx January 01, 2019
A girl that seems shy when you first meet her, but then turns into a crazy, funny, AMAZING girl when you get to know her. She loves deeply, and trusts too much. She is a very LOVING girl who can be passionate and full of surprises! If you find a Marieli dont lose her, she loves intensly and usually has a really good body. Also an excellent kisser , she can take you to another world just by one kiss. Guys desire a Marielis. And her name is spanish which makes her be special not just in looks but also in bed. If you ever meet a marieli make sure you don't let her go.
by kemarie-lasquez February 16, 2019
Maries are one of the best friends ever, so if you have one, keep her close because she will rock your world! She is extremely nice, honest, trustworthy, and just pretty damn cool. Maries tend to be kind of awkward at times, which gives her that unique quirkiness that just puts a smile on your face and love her even more. Maries know when to be calm and trustworthy and know when to be fun and outrageous. She is cool to hang around during the day, but when it turns to night she is let loose and Maries can turn completely WILD! Maries are so intelligent and smart it's unbelievable, and she loves her food, she eats 24/7. Maries are tall and have an amazing and beautiful face. Her eyes twinkle and her nose crinkles up when she smiles and her hair shines in the sunlight, making her basically irresistible. If you lose Marie you lose the best person!
She is a professional hood nigga
nobody:
marie: i’ll fade yo ass stop playing
She says “that’s on period” a lot
She is a professional hood nigga
nobody:
marie: i’ll fade yo ass stop playing
She says “that’s on period” a lot
by Wastemytime February 11, 2020