by The_Phox December 23, 2011
Get the Marty Spliff mug.Marty is an amazing girl. She has a killer smile that leave you weak in your knees. She is athletic, intelligent, loving, kind hearted and many other thing the perfect girl could possibly be. Marty has amazing dimples and a cute figure. She is confident and not scared to experiment with her hair. If you’ve met a Marty, Then talk to her more often and never let them go.She is just right for you!
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No life loser. Has no friends, typically some what smart but has no social skills. Really really lanky. Gets angry really fast. If you are in 5 metres of him during an anger attack, RUN. Can also be related to anger management. Instantly denies rock solid proof of evidence.
by Knight: November 10, 2020
Get the Jordan Martyn mug.A bloke who is never around when you need him. Or otherwise.
A guy who is about as easy to locate as the Holy Grail.
A guy who is about as easy to locate as the Holy Grail.
Kerstin: Where is Maarten?
Lisa: I don't know, sorry.
Ten minutes later:
Chelsea: Where is Maarten?
Lisa: I don't know.
Ten minutes later:
Millie: Where is...
Lisa: I DON'T KNOW!
Ten minutes later:
Brad: Hey, have you seen...
*Brad stops talking on account of being shot in the head*
Lisa: I don't know, sorry.
Ten minutes later:
Chelsea: Where is Maarten?
Lisa: I don't know.
Ten minutes later:
Millie: Where is...
Lisa: I DON'T KNOW!
Ten minutes later:
Brad: Hey, have you seen...
*Brad stops talking on account of being shot in the head*
by Lisa4321 December 6, 2011
Get the Maarten mug.A buddy of mine named Marty (last name not disclosed) told me of a great way you and your buddy could get off simultaneously. The method is described as follows:
Strip your partner naked and position his buttocks so it is facing upwards towards the ceiling. Heavily coat his anal walls with KY lubricant. Insert a vaginal condom or dental dam into his anus and tape the ends of this item to his butt cheeks with surgical tape. Using a clean and sterile needle, poke approximately 10 holes into the condom making sure not to puncture the inner walls of your partner’s anus. Loosely pack the condom with premium Vietnamese grown bud or shake on a bed of cotton lightly moistened with hash oil. Light the cotton with any incendiary material (wooden matches preferred). Blow out the flame leaving an ember that slowly burns your product, emitting a nice skunk like odour and smoke. Begin to stimulate your partner to orgasm. As your partner orgasms, his anal sphincter will alternately open and close with each squirt, thus emitting pressure in his anus that will release air. During this time, you throw a blanket or towel over your head as your nose is 5 inches from his buttocks. As air is released through his anus you would inhale the smoke. The buds combined with gastric vapours increases the potency giving you an unbelievable euphoric high. Once this is achieved, you can switch positions.
Strip your partner naked and position his buttocks so it is facing upwards towards the ceiling. Heavily coat his anal walls with KY lubricant. Insert a vaginal condom or dental dam into his anus and tape the ends of this item to his butt cheeks with surgical tape. Using a clean and sterile needle, poke approximately 10 holes into the condom making sure not to puncture the inner walls of your partner’s anus. Loosely pack the condom with premium Vietnamese grown bud or shake on a bed of cotton lightly moistened with hash oil. Light the cotton with any incendiary material (wooden matches preferred). Blow out the flame leaving an ember that slowly burns your product, emitting a nice skunk like odour and smoke. Begin to stimulate your partner to orgasm. As your partner orgasms, his anal sphincter will alternately open and close with each squirt, thus emitting pressure in his anus that will release air. During this time, you throw a blanket or towel over your head as your nose is 5 inches from his buttocks. As air is released through his anus you would inhale the smoke. The buds combined with gastric vapours increases the potency giving you an unbelievable euphoric high. Once this is achieved, you can switch positions.
by The_funbags March 1, 2010
Get the Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's Backdoor Ganja mug.Martydom is an extremely noobish perk that noobs in call of duty 4: modern warfare online use. Martydom is mostly used by noobs attracted to it because it encourages you to die. When selected this handy little perk is activated when the noob proceeds to die. Once the noob is dead he/she will automatically immediantly drop a live grenade killing someone in an extremely noobish way. The martydom noob can be easily found in hardcore games where friendly fire is on. It is suggested that you do not follow teammates in hardcore mode because they most likely have martydom on.
1. *Martydom noob is killed by kthxbi454*
*kthhxbi454 is killed by martydom noob*
martydom noob: hahahaha u suck bra
kthxbi454: k
2. * Martydom noob is killed by rawritsalion5*
* kthxbi454 is TEAMKILLED by martydom noob*
kthxbi454: are you serious? TURN OFF YOUR MARTYDOM IN HARDCORE
Martydom noob: d00d ur just jealous u dont has teh martydom
*kthhxbi454 is killed by martydom noob*
martydom noob: hahahaha u suck bra
kthxbi454: k
2. * Martydom noob is killed by rawritsalion5*
* kthxbi454 is TEAMKILLED by martydom noob*
kthxbi454: are you serious? TURN OFF YOUR MARTYDOM IN HARDCORE
Martydom noob: d00d ur just jealous u dont has teh martydom
by lol its me January 13, 2008
Get the martydom mug.A trade offer made in fantasy football that is so blatantly unfair favoring the offering party that it would only be accepted by mistake by the recipient and/or if the recipient lacked a basic understanding of NFL football and representative value of fantasy players.
by MBzr November 29, 2010
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