A mommy in a thong. Typically in her late teens or early twenties, unmarried and still hot. Thong mommies dress the same way they did before pregnancy, e.g., tight baby doll tee, navel piercing, back tattoo and low rider pants with a thong showing.
"Thong mommy" is a new millenium take on the "welfare mother"; thong mommies are usually clueless about the harsh realities of life. To thong mommies, life is a party and a baby is a cool accessory.
"Thong mommy" is a new millenium take on the "welfare mother"; thong mommies are usually clueless about the harsh realities of life. To thong mommies, life is a party and a baby is a cool accessory.
by Spanky Smackety May 05, 2007
A female who is not in a commited relationship with a man but provides services: such as laundry, cooking, cleaning, and sex. She's his mother, but with sexual benefits.
Wow, Brianna does everything for Jerry, his laundry, his cooking, even sex! She's a real sex mommy .
by Hamsterballz July 23, 2017
A woman who, upon being married, takes on the responsibilities of mother for her husband. She will allow him to be slovenly and not have a job, just as long as he remains in the house. If the husband leaves the house, the New Mommy will call repeatedly to check on him and make sure he knows when he's expected home; to the point of where it makes the husband and his friends uncomfortable. If the husband has friends over, she becomes irate and antisocial to the point where the friends are no longer comfortable staying.
Ultimately, she achieves an unhealthy, but very effective control over her "husband."
Ultimately, she achieves an unhealthy, but very effective control over her "husband."
by Rick the Nature Boy April 17, 2008
Dude 1: “DAMNNNNNNNNN she got some NICE MOMMY MILKERS DUDEE!”
Dude 2: “SHITTTTT I WANT THOSE SHITS IN MY FACE!”
Dude 2: “SHITTTTT I WANT THOSE SHITS IN MY FACE!”
by mommymilkers01 August 21, 2021
by thegroovyaggs November 15, 2020
by Shrekislove420 June 03, 2021
Watch out bro, If she sees you playin' with her kid she'll get all mommy moist for your ass. The next thing you know youll be the new daddy. Single Moms always give it up to dudes that are nice to there kids.
by Chuck G January 30, 2008