Minecraft

gods personal playground.

God: Earth is cool
God: *sees minecraft*
God: Nevermind fuck you earth.

by big manchild May 22, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft is a really good excuse for someone to get out of your room.

Me: MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Who's Candace? May 10, 2021

Minecraft

3d terraria but its just as good

Person 1: wanna play Minecraft?
Person 2: maybe later I’m playing terraria right now

by A terraria gamer October 27, 2020

minecraft

a gaem wear u hit blox and maek wepeojns and destroy monstore yes

help me i slept inn the neter in minecraft

by cosmicfoam April 25, 2022

Minecraft

The best game that will ever exist. It is a game for alphas, unlike the beta abomination known as fortnite.

Guy 1: “Hey bro wanna do some Minecraft?”
Guy 2: “Sure bro”

by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020

Minecraft

A cubic game that's is made out of cubes and there are no round things in the game. Every word, item and block is cubic. Minecraft is made by no other group then Mojang. Many Youtubers play this game with the "Caves and Cliffs" update there are new things as in lightning rods, copper, copper blocks, copper stairs, tuff, stalagmites, candles, the new warden mob, dripstone caves, improved cave generations, lush caves, new cave flowers, timed leaves, a new mob axolotl, Archeology system, crystal geodes, Stalactites, Goats and More varied snow.

you: Creeper, awww man Minecraft: :DDDDDDDDDDDD you suck.

by xXDragonMasterXx November 23, 2020

Minecraft

One of the greatest video games of all time

YO. Wanna play Minecraft
Sure bro, i'll hop on the craft now.

by xXXpro_diamond_minerXXx November 14, 2019