To preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass, you must take your buddy's cock and stretch the upper portion of the shaft as if you were molding clay for it to resemble a wine glass. Have him piss afterwards and drink it.
by lekjen December 22, 2023

When you and your work partner are riding in the same vehicle nude & on ones lap, you then insert said meat stick into partners rear side while heading to the lower lot looking for the most destructive pothole and gun it. Once the pothole is hit your partners rectum clinches so hard it leaves a bruise around the top of your meat stick and you end up chumming like a volcano that has not erupted in 269 years
Hey Stan, would you like to go do the new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker with me since we have some free down time. Gus is more than happy to teach Stan the beloved new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker!
by Scooter Tooter February 11, 2025

Her: Thanks for dinner
Him: But we still need desert
Her: Sure, what about a tiramisu?
Him: I’d rather lick your lower parts
Him: But we still need desert
Her: Sure, what about a tiramisu?
Him: I’d rather lick your lower parts
by paul_houston June 22, 2024

LORTON IS A TOWN IN Virginia with a large hill. BACK IN THE DAY THERE WASN'T MUCH HERE. WE HAD TWO 7/11 STORES. ONE AT THE TOP THIS IS UPPER Lorton. The one at the bottom is Lower Lorton. Also the location of the Lower Potomac Pollution Control Plant.
(Sewage processing) So lower is really lower class because of the smell. There are no high dollar neighborhoods there.
Lower Lorton is appartments. Lower end town homes and a few people who for some reason desided to buy houses there. Im sure the original owner moved out in the early 80s after the plant went online.
While Upper Lorton and the rest of the town is where the better quality of living is located.
(Sewage processing) So lower is really lower class because of the smell. There are no high dollar neighborhoods there.
Lower Lorton is appartments. Lower end town homes and a few people who for some reason desided to buy houses there. Im sure the original owner moved out in the early 80s after the plant went online.
While Upper Lorton and the rest of the town is where the better quality of living is located.
Hey man, where are you heading?
Heading through Lower Lorton, why.
Well roll up your windows till you get up the Hill.
Yep, cant wait to get back to Upper Lorton.
Home Sweet Home.
They cant say that about Lower Lorton.
Nothing sweet there.
Well maybe the hot Spanish chics at the grocery store.
They live in Woodbridge not Lower Lorton. Oh good, I'd rather go there to pick them up for a date.
Why man? It smells better there than Lower Lorton. Hahaha
Heading through Lower Lorton, why.
Well roll up your windows till you get up the Hill.
Yep, cant wait to get back to Upper Lorton.
Home Sweet Home.
They cant say that about Lower Lorton.
Nothing sweet there.
Well maybe the hot Spanish chics at the grocery store.
They live in Woodbridge not Lower Lorton. Oh good, I'd rather go there to pick them up for a date.
Why man? It smells better there than Lower Lorton. Hahaha
by Lorton Rockers January 7, 2022

by None Harlem October 9, 2020

when everything you hate or are sick of starts with a letter v.
a lowercase b and lowercase v always correlate to one another, in any and all circumstances.
a lowercase b and lowercase v always correlate to one another, in any and all circumstances.
Oh no, he has lowercase v syndrome.
pretty sure he got that from vaginosis.
Fell in love with a tall slim girl, but i’m a little short and round. i got the lowercase b syndrome.
That girl has varicella, and is vegan, she got Lower case v syndrome
pretty sure he got that from vaginosis.
Fell in love with a tall slim girl, but i’m a little short and round. i got the lowercase b syndrome.
That girl has varicella, and is vegan, she got Lower case v syndrome
by Lowercase v sydrome May 18, 2021

by Jimmy Carr June 16, 2024
