anus lover

Someone who makes love to and is in love with an anus.

Zach Armstrong is such an anus lover. He licks his sisters anus 24/7.

by dingle stick November 8, 2014

gentleman lover

related to the player, the gentleman lover difers in that he will respect the women he makes love to.
he gets his pussy by acting as though he truly cared abought the girl making the girl want to sleep with him
while the pimp may sleep with more women than the gentleman lover; he will get more repeat business
also the gentleman lover does not have as many women pissed off at him at the end of the day
also, it is not uncommon for all of his women to know who each other are and may even be friends with each other

the only downside to being a gentleman lover is that it can sometimes take much longer to get individual women to sleep with you, this is offset by the fact that once you have a few good women your reputation for lovemaking and respect will make it much easier to gain new lovers

by karanandos meneski July 23, 2005

shrek lover

A small and foolish child who defies his father, calling him a cunt, then is slapped and sent to bed. He finds shrek waiting for him and proceeds to get on hands and knees and spreads his ass to provide shrek an easy target. Shrek penetrates him and roars once he cums in the poor child. It's all ogre now.

Foolish Jonny. He puts too much stock into shrek He is a true shrek lover

by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 18, 2015

the backseat lovers

the best band in the entire gd world
single-handedly best vocals, lyrics, song-writing, and instrumental talent all concentrated into one boy band from utah
if u like tbsl ur definitely so hot

i just listened to the backseat lovers entire first album and their multiple single-releases and ive got to say, every one if their songs sounds like its a coming of age film. not in a coming of age film. the song is the coming of age film.

by poo poi fart May 10, 2022

Petrarchan Lover

a petrarchan lover is one whose undying love for another is not returned

Grace is a petrarchan lover her ex never loved her even though she loved him

by Idi February 16, 2022

Monster lover

Someone who finds monsters/monstrous creatures attractive. It can be as mild as Medusa and as extreme as a kraken (I think that’s how you spell it idk)

Person A: Omg Davy Jones is so hot!!!
Person B: Dude your a total monster lover.

by Gaybitch.com November 17, 2021

Schnabel-lover

A person cursed by the misfortune of being attraced to a very cute ladyboy-like boy (of age). In his presence, you might experience uncontrollable urges to touch and caress him, and tell him how much you love him, and want to feel his warmth.

Sigma N: Ayo Benjamin, I am a Schnabel-lover.
Sigma B: Same bro, wanna touch his schnabel?

by NigerianAccentSchanbelLoverBoy November 29, 2021