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Libratarian

An advocate for additional/broader/stronger "free country" rights for individuals born during da fourth-from-year-end zodiac-sign period.
I am a staunch supporter of equal rights for ALL humans, regardless of what time of year they were born --- no "Libratarian" fanaticism here.
Libratarian by QuacksO April 5, 2026

libertarian poverty

Since anyone can provide *services *, any libertarian can theoretically contribute to the libertarian economy.
Unless they are just in libertarian poverty, which means that they are a virgin incel.
Here, services implies sexual services.
A: "I'm in libertarian poverty at the moment, because of these pesky women"
B: "Bro admit you're bitchless and go goon to your purist hentai lmfao"

Batesian Libertarianism 

The political philosophy of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while my too insufferable for the Libertarian Party. See also:

lolbert
This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.

Batesian Libertarianism 

The political "philosophy" of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while but being simultaneously insignificant and yet too egotistical for the Libertarian Party, which is actually a really difficult thing to do. See also: lolbert
This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.

Batesian Libertarianism 

The political "philosophy" of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while being simultaneously insignificant and yet too egotistical for the Libertarian Party, which is actually a really difficult thing to do.

See also: lolbert
This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.

Thoreauvian Libertarianism

A blend of Thoreau’s anti‑statism and classical liberal economics, emphasising absolute individual sovereignty, private property (especially land), and the rejection of taxation and regulation. Thoreauvian libertarians invoke Civil Disobedience to justify refusing to pay taxes, licensing fees, or military service. They value voluntary association, homesteading, and the right to secede from society. Unlike mainstream libertarians, they tend to be environmentalists (nature is the ultimate property right) and sceptical of corporations, which they see as artificial state‑created entities.
Example: “He lived in a yurt, earned Bitcoin coding, and never filed a tax return—Thoreauvian libertarianism: your life, your land, your consequences, and no one else’s business.”