lock and leak

When you have to whiz and you're at a party or a public washroom where the lock is broken or is one of the locks where you don't know if its locked or not. Which puts your dick/twat on display while you're pissing to whoever opens the door to piss as well. Happens especially on toilets that don't face the door.

So you b(lock) the door while your (leak)ing or get a buddy to block the door.

Bob:Yo Steve, the bathroom lock is retarded and I have to take a piss.
Steve: Alright got your 6 o'clock, lets lock and leak.

by Slim Cognito October 13, 2015

Laugh and Leak

When you laugh so hard at something that you start pissing (leaking) yourself.

I tend to laugh and leak when I watch hilarious videos and memes.

by ClassicMello October 21, 2016

Yeast leak

A slur for a person that resembles the discharge of fungus candida yeast infection, unwelcome in any gathering.

That yeast leak had the audacity to criticize a party he wasn't even invited to? She kicked her daughter out the home for not choosing her candidate in the election. If I never see that yeast leak again, it'll be too soon.

by K.R. Omen November 23, 2016

anal leaking cunt dumpster

When a man is on his period

My brother rich is an anal leaking cunt dumpster

by Faygoman420 December 22, 2015

anal leaking cunt dumpster

A man who is complaing like hes on his period.

When my brother complains about his non live life hes having an anal leaking cunt dumpster moment

Anal Period .

by Faygoman420 December 22, 2015

Leak

When your bladder pops.

I had a bladder leak because I was holding it in for excitement.

by I like to eat pies 101 October 25, 2018

Cheesy leak

When you didn't wash your bits after sex or masturbation and the sperm has dried up and made a disgusting smelling cheese.

Bro 1: Hey bro imma take a leak
Bro 2: Yeah sure bro

*1 min later*

Bro 1: ey bro it be looking like a cheesy leak down there!
Bro 2: that's disgusting bro go wash yourself!

by Bigdickdonaldduck August 2, 2018