The Laser Tag Theory is something that you have high expectations on a particular thing or activity. But when it comes to fulfilling that thing and/or activity, it is very underwhelming.
Dude i finally went to play a game of Dodge ball with Josh.
Oh damn about time! How was it?
I mean, it was cool. Honestly it could've been a little better.
Shit man, That's the laser tag theory for you
Oh damn about time! How was it?
I mean, it was cool. Honestly it could've been a little better.
Shit man, That's the laser tag theory for you
by Hellpablo June 15, 2020
Get the Laser Tag Theorymug. A term for a glorious penis (often seen in the lower regions of people who's name starts with "C")
It is said to have two elephant ears tattooed on the thighs to make it resemble an elephant.
There are also rumors of lights shooting out of it, thus giving it the name.
It is said to have two elephant ears tattooed on the thighs to make it resemble an elephant.
There are also rumors of lights shooting out of it, thus giving it the name.
Girl 1: "I went and watched the laser light show last night."
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I just went the other night... blew. my. mind."
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I just went the other night... blew. my. mind."
by Batguy256 January 9, 2011
Get the The Laser Light Showmug. The technical term for the procedure your dog has when she is spay'd.
Also the cosmetic procedure for correcting a mangled vagina.
Also the cosmetic procedure for correcting a mangled vagina.
I hope I neverhave to have Laser Vagina Surgery. That is one place a laser should never be.
God your vagina looks amazing. You have to give me the number to Laser vagina Surgeon.
God your vagina looks amazing. You have to give me the number to Laser vagina Surgeon.
by Banana Wiggles February 4, 2007
Get the Laser Vagina Surgerymug. 1. Lyrics from the song "Killer Queen" by the band Queen.
2. Another term used as a synonym to "awesome." Awesome in such a way that it is frightening or alarming.
3. Forward or intimidating.
2. Another term used as a synonym to "awesome." Awesome in such a way that it is frightening or alarming.
3. Forward or intimidating.
by Avian.Crane July 23, 2009
Get the Dynamite with a laser beammug. by Jedi.Ain August 31, 2006
Get the yellow laser beammug. a car that has changed the evolution of all wheel drive cars in the early 1990's and is now considered to be a cheaper substitute to new subaru wrx's and lancer evolutions. allso made by mazda as "familia gtx" or 2second quarter mile faster version "familia gtr" which is compareable to a new wrx sti and will beat skyline gtr's in stock form.
by kfsRule September 27, 2005
Get the tx3 laser turbomug. maunever done by laser tag experts(i.e., assholes); in this manevuer, both arms are raised, the body is always turned sideways towards opponents, the person doing the dance is always jumping around while shooting, and the gun is above the head. This results in the person doing the dance covering almost all of their targets, all of the time (targets on the vest and gun); this dance is extremely annoying to everyone who does not do laser tag every fucking day and just wants to enjoy themselves.
Bob: Dude I got kicked from Lazer Tag today.
Dave: That sucks! Why?
Bob: Cause some guy was doin the Laser Tag dance for like 10 minutes and kept shootin me and pissing me off.
Dave: So what did you do?
Bob: I melee-ed him in the face and the warden saw.
Dave: You melee-ed him? That's so kick ass!
Dave: That sucks! Why?
Bob: Cause some guy was doin the Laser Tag dance for like 10 minutes and kept shootin me and pissing me off.
Dave: So what did you do?
Bob: I melee-ed him in the face and the warden saw.
Dave: You melee-ed him? That's so kick ass!
by Cheddar-Bob May 13, 2005
Get the laser tag dancemug.