Punching the Lasagna

A male masturbation technique: Masturbating with a block of cheese until the penis bleeds.

Billy was punching the lasagna in the corner and began to cry.

by Benobledark December 15, 2007

Bitch Lasagna

When a gay couple has a threesome

Bob and Tom gave Jim some bitch lasagna last night

by XxxAssMaster69xxX November 23, 2018

Bitch Lasagna

A Bitch Lasagna is when someone is looking for attention or to beat someone to the number one spot

You're such a Bitch Lasagna.

by Pubg copied H1Z1 November 3, 2018

bloody lasagna

when you cut off a girls vagina and serve it to her sibling for breakfast/lunch/dinner

Dude I just gave that chick a bloody lasagna

by straightedgexXx August 3, 2007

Bitch lasagna

T-series ain’t nothing but a bitch lasagna bitch lasagna

T-series is a bitch lasagna

by Fsl April 13, 2019

ghost lasagna

All lasagna is ghost lasagna because all lasagnas look like ghosts.

Give me a piece of that dank ghost lasagna.

by Lasagnope October 30, 2017

foreskin lasagna

A sexual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. The foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.

*just had sex*
Male: I'm starving
Female: foreskin lasagna?
Male: ok then.....
*female bites off foreskin*
Male: owwwww!!!!!!
Female: it will be worth it
*puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds*
Female: de-lish
Male: IKR!!!!!

by Funkypigeon.com September 19, 2016