Tunisian Kettle

Tunisian Kettle or TKing for short is the name given when someone urinates into a kettle, boils it up and then takes this and pours it down a funnel that has been inserted into someone eles's ass

Hey man I met this girl in the bar last night, she let me TK her ass!

Hey did you hear? Tom walked in on his dad half way through preparing a tunisian kettle

by TwistedFagan May 17, 2011

krattle snake

just another word used to describe a man's penis

You had better watch out or my Krattle Snake might spit from all the excitement you giving it.

by Brandon aka Hollywood December 28, 2008

Broken Tea Kettle

a secret word that you use to call a sleepover when you are going to have a sleepover but when you are planning it you are with someone that you don't want to invite.

Girl 1: Hey girls! We are going to have a broken tea kettle!
Girl 2 & 3: WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!
Girl 4: What does that mean?!?!?!

by Peter Calabrese September 11, 2007

kettler

a man or a boy that acts up in class.
has a great style. everyone knows him.
can be rude, but very does have a heart.
and he's really smart, but cute!

kettler will be mine one day. =D oh yeah...

by boo37189 March 19, 2009

kettlecornia

a disease you get when you dont eat kettlecorn for a long period of time; also happens when you want it but you cant have it.

I have kettlecornia because I wanted kettlecorn but my friend, jenny wouldn't give it to me!

by kettlecornholic April 26, 2006

Tea Kettling

When drunk girls begin speaking so high and so fast they start to sound remarkably like a tea kettle. They usually start off normal and after three or four beers descend into high pitched nonsence.

That girl was tea kettling so bad, I was sure my ear drums were about to pop.

by Deering October 17, 2006

Kettle bell

The act of a man's penis being shoved up his own ass which results in a 'handle' of varying sizes resembling that of a kettle bell.

That test was so difficult; I think that I would rather kettle bell myself than take another one.

So after that mother fucker mixed the Skittles with the M&M's I kettle belled him to make things right. Nobody fucks with my M&M's like that....

by I3lasphemy February 21, 2013