soft knacka

Not very hard...weak...a fanny...soft as shite!

'Man I'm scared of fighting him...hes way too tough'

Get in the ring now you soft knacka!

by Stacey Mac October 28, 2019

Kidney Kracker

Chugging 2 dews; one through your mouth and at the same time one through your ass.

Yo this guys hitting’ the Kidney kracker.

by Cockdady September 11, 2020

whats krakalakin

It's a way to say "What's Up" without saying what's up. It is also what wannabe cool people say to act cool.

Hey, whats krakalakin. Not much but fuck you.

by Not Soroosh June 2, 2021

The Krakatoa Eruption

Performed during intense doggy-style action, right as you're about to cum, you shove your thumb in your partner's asshole, yell "IT'S ABOUT TO BLOW!" like you're warning a Pacific island village, and immediately spray them with a sudden eruption of chocolate syrup (or any other sticky substance you've cleverly hidden nearby). Bonus points if you throw flour afterward to simulate volcanic ash.

"Bro, she dumped me after I pulled The Krakatoa Eruption, but it was worth it. Her cat is still licking up the chocolate."

by Guru Nator December 1, 2024

Crackin' the Kracken

Masturbating.

"My sister caught me Crackin' the Kracken the other day."
"Awkwaaaaaard!"

by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

Racken a Kracken

The process of accumulating a monster line of cocaine for consumption.

“Hey Brad you ready to go back to the party?” “Yeah one sec I’m Racken a Kracken.”

by Phiphiguy69 December 27, 2019

dani on Krack

He is black and should be hanged and is unbased and cringepilled. He jerks off to star wars r34

dani on Krack can kiss my ass

by aspdofficer1 November 7, 2020