you got knocked the fuck out

standard speech for some fool to yell on an internet fight video after someone goes down. waaaaayyyy played out.

makes me CRINGE and i immediately want to slap the fuck out the person who says it...

it always happens in the following succession:

1. first you hear: 'get em homie'... 'get that nigga'... 'fuck that bitch up'

2. then: <SMACK> ... fist to face

3. quickly followed by a: <SMACK> ... head/body hits ground

4. here it comes 100% of the time: 'AHHHHHH, YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT'

by sickofthepussies August 17, 2007

knock on wood

1. A phrase used to express that something will or will not happen. This expression alludes to the ages-old superstition that literally knocking on wood would ward off evil spirits.
2. To masturbate, said of males.

(made-up scene from GTA San Andreas)

(at the beach)

Kent Paul: (ogling a hot girl come out of the water) Oi Maccer, just take a look at what just breezed out of the blue. That height, that arse, those jugs, those curves! Blimey if I'd be given the chance now I'd get to chuck my junk in that, knock on wood!
Maccer: Indeed man! Knock on wood, eh. Well alright then! *starts masturbating*
Kent Paul: No, jack-off Jimmy, not... ohh, *mumbles* fucking Northeners!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary slang author since February 2004.

by Mark H October 10, 2005

knock up

to get a girl pregnant out of marriage(to get pregnant)

It is bad to get knocked up, you know that baby is gonna be messed up.

by katiecutie153 December 25, 2004

knocked up

to get pregnant; an unplanned pregnancy, unwanted.

fuck yo! i just knocked up this bitch, now i gotta pay child support!

by master p March 3, 2005

knock and roll

To ejaculate on one side of a double bed, then to roll over to the other side, allowing the love juice to dry before sleep. (a lazy man's wank)

"im going upstairs to practice some knock and roll".

by warb October 24, 2004

knock my socks off

To feel so excited by someone that fireworks go off when you’re near him or her

I should never have been with him in the first place. He just didn’t knock my socks off or anything.

by BrownSugar7 November 4, 2017

Titty Knockers

Boobs

Q.Ben, does your girlfriend have large titty knockers?
A.yes they are like blasting comets

by GINGER BEE February 11, 2009