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Kitchenista

A sassy cook such as wife, mother or friend that can cook up just about anything in her kitchen. She has fun and enjoys the entire process! a Kitchenista aims to impress!

Is sassy with her cooking attire.
OMG, she is such a Kitchenista

She has so much fun cooking, what a Kitchenista!

She has a Kichenista fashion when cooking, what a cute apron!
by KNCompton April 20, 2010
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Kitchen table blues

Another typical pointless night of you and your friends doing drugs and drinking at a kitchen table at home, instead of going to a bar or disco. The fact that people keep changing the music you have just put on, seems to be considered normal, as well as a constant wave of racist/sexist slurs.
Carl: He john, how was your weekend?

John: Mwah, kitchen table blues with steve and dan.

Carl: You should really go out more dude.

John: Yeah, i know.
by Rostiboots April 5, 2011
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Kitchen Crawler

Individuals, often of the rather portly variety, who hunker down and set up shop in multi-resident common area Kitchens to engage in extensive study and partake in incessant culinary practice.
Bro, those Kitchen Crawlers never leave the Kitchen, it's like they live there.
by max imumcapacity120 September 27, 2023
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disco kitchen

A converted regular kitchen, where bombs are dropped on four decks on any given Saturday night.
I was over at Shaneo's disco kitchen and shit was getting real
by brushoom September 20, 2015
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Sugar kitten

A woman that's younger than you, is attractive, makes more money than you and you're lucky enough to date/ marry.
I'm a stay-at-home dad now that I got myself a sugar kitten.
by ECO-AF July 27, 2018
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Put it in the kitchenaid

When things just aren’t going your way and you have no more options left, don’t worry! The Kitchenaid can solve all of your problems!
Your mom grounded you and took your phone?
Put her in the kitchenaid

You dropped your phone in the toilet?
Put it in the kitchenaid

Your boss won’t give you a raise?
Put em in the kitchenaid

Your grades are terrible???
Put them in the kitchenaid
by Putitinthekitchenaid April 10, 2019
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kittenfishing

Making yourself seem way different than you actually are on online dating websites. Examples would be using photos from a long time ago, exaggerating your skills, talents, hobbies, etc.
The girl's profile picture was from like 10 years ago. Trust me...she doesn't look anything like that these days. Do these people realize how wrong and dishonest this type of kittenfishing is? What a waste of my time.
by PaulyWalnutsNY July 3, 2017
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