Dutch Kitchen

The act of someone passing gas while another party is performing oral sex on them. The act can be done by either sex. Related to a Dutch Oven, but far more direct and a bit more vile.

She wouldn't shut up all during dinner, so later that night she was giving me head and I Dutch Kitchened her.

by SqueedlySpooch April 4, 2009

kitchen porn

Any home decorating magazine with pictures that show perfectly decorated houses, apartments and gardens. The pictures are computer altered or airbrushed to make the rooms look bigger and clutterfree because nobody's kitchen is that big.

Gerry's wife opened her kitchen porn magazine, pointed to the stainless steel kitchen island and asked, "Do you like her kitchen better than mine?"

by Eva Marie October 25, 2007

Clean the kitchen

The act of cleaning out one's colon in preparation of anal sex (i.e. an enema). Derived from the coloration similarities of the brownie and fecal matter.

Note: During colloquial use, it is customary to replace "the" with a possessive pronoun such as "your", "his", or "her".

Innuendo: If you clean the kitchen prior to anal sex, it can facilitate a healthy colon.

Colloquial: Did you clean your kitchen yet? I want to post a video online.

by John Wilmer December 19, 2007

what's in the kitchen?

A slang term for what is up?

Yo nigga what's in the kitchen?
Da kitchen is outawack!

by young joc strap August 6, 2007

THIS KITCHEN IS BITCHIN'

when you are struck by the BITCHIN-ness of a kitchen. a sweet kitchen setup.

realtor: and here is the kitchen, it has marble coun...
buyer: THIS KITCHEN IS BITCHIN'!

by FUZZYmufflerZzZ January 25, 2010

Cleaning the kitchen

aka Rim Job


The act of licking someone’s sphincter and inserting your tongue ever so slightly into their anus.

"Damn, Sheila, you're one ugly chick. But when you're cleaning the kitchen you're fine as fuck!"

by lick a lotta spokes October 13, 2004

kitchen bitch

A groovy orgy, taking place in the kitchen, organized by horny, oversexed, nymphomaniac college girls. A kitchen bitch is often instigated on the spur of the moment during a social gathering, being initiated by an inspired individual by calling out the words, "kitchen bitch".

I was at this crazy party with a bunch of slutty drunk bizzos. Some drunk hoodrat screamed "Kitchen Bitch!" and proceeded to dry hump me, riding me like she was trying to win the Triple Crown. She began tearing off my clothes, exposing my throbbing member. Then, like gangbusters, every horny-ass bitch wanted to be a part of the kitchen bitch.

by McSicko December 12, 2007