Watch left, Captain Kirk is gonna blow his load!
She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.
She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.
by fmywet87 December 09, 2015
Saeleigh Kirk is such a lesbian who fucks teachers. She might be trans but just stay away from her just because ya know.
“Saeleigh Kirk is nasty”
by SAELEIGH April 01, 2019
Most overrated guitarist in history. Plenty of speed but no substance. His phrasing is a joke, his vibrato nervous and grating. He is also incapable of bending a note in tune.
Replaced the infinitely superior Dave Mustaine in the early days of Metallica.
Beloved by those who have no imagination or are tone deaf.
Replaced the infinitely superior Dave Mustaine in the early days of Metallica.
Beloved by those who have no imagination or are tone deaf.
by westcoastjonny February 04, 2010
by KirkCousinsistheGOAT March 12, 2019
by Bitecerlery April 07, 2017
The hugely talented lead guitarist for the band Metallica. Not the greatest guitarist in the world (despite what musically ignorant 10 year olds believe) but very fast and good at licking James Hetfield's boots.
The first song that Kirk Hammet wrote for Metallica was Enter Sandman which sucked. He should just play the main solos and let Hetfield write them.
by nfdfdf December 30, 2004
Guitarist for metal band metallica. Started guitar at age 15 playing in a few bands, most famous are probably exodus, he then was asked to join metallica.
A famous guitarist in the metal world, even though he isn't very impressive, most of his guitar solos are very average and he is praised only because metallica are the most famous metal band.
For some other better metal guitarists, listen to marty friedman or dimebag darrell
A famous guitarist in the metal world, even though he isn't very impressive, most of his guitar solos are very average and he is praised only because metallica are the most famous metal band.
For some other better metal guitarists, listen to marty friedman or dimebag darrell
by Junglemanchild June 02, 2005