a god among us. some have said that he possesses powers, some consider to be… unnatural. he can clear the sacred text of E-Mathinstruction in a single motion of his finger, and can stay so incredibly still it has seemed he has stopped time. this unexplainable phenomenon is known as The Pause. people have been known to get caught staring into his soul while he stares back at the mortal, never flinching in the slightest, while the weak human only becomes hypnotized. there is rare times when Kirk is seen to make a mistake while explaining his mathematical formulas, but it is only to make the human feel better about themselves. kirk is also known to be involved in many of the major crimes throughout his immortal lifespan, which is more valuable evidence to why he is drained of all emotions.
little is known about kirk’s home life, there is theories that he is an interdimensional shapeshifter, who travels the metaverse in search for more intelligent lifeforms than the ones on this planet Earth.
little is known about kirk’s home life, there is theories that he is an interdimensional shapeshifter, who travels the metaverse in search for more intelligent lifeforms than the ones on this planet Earth.
kirk weiler helped me with my math homework, and later that night i saw him appear in my dreams in all different forms. he was the trees, the grass, the flowers, everything. kirk was the world, and the world was kirk. greatest night of my life
by ChesterChicken December 9, 2021
Get the kirk weilermug. Being defined: Kirk Colombano, usually with a first name of Elsa or Elisa, consistently flirts with boys. Usually short, around 5 feet and blond, with European ancestry. Has manboobs.
by Hehevdhhajwndbdb March 22, 2020
Get the kirk colombanomug. Most overrated guitarist in history. Plenty of speed but no substance. His phrasing is a joke, his vibrato nervous and grating. He is also incapable of bending a note in tune.
Replaced the infinitely superior Dave Mustaine in the early days of Metallica.
Beloved by those who have no imagination or are tone deaf.
Replaced the infinitely superior Dave Mustaine in the early days of Metallica.
Beloved by those who have no imagination or are tone deaf.
by westcoastjonny February 4, 2010
Get the Kirk Hammettmug. by KirkCousinsistheGOAT March 11, 2019
Get the Kirk Cousinsmug. by Bitecerlery April 6, 2017
Get the kirk cullermug. The hugely talented lead guitarist for the band Metallica. Not the greatest guitarist in the world (despite what musically ignorant 10 year olds believe) but very fast and good at licking James Hetfield's boots.
The first song that Kirk Hammet wrote for Metallica was Enter Sandman which sucked. He should just play the main solos and let Hetfield write them.
by nfdfdf December 30, 2004
Get the kirk hammetmug. Guitarist for metal band metallica. Started guitar at age 15 playing in a few bands, most famous are probably exodus, he then was asked to join metallica.
A famous guitarist in the metal world, even though he isn't very impressive, most of his guitar solos are very average and he is praised only because metallica are the most famous metal band.
For some other better metal guitarists, listen to marty friedman or dimebag darrell
A famous guitarist in the metal world, even though he isn't very impressive, most of his guitar solos are very average and he is praised only because metallica are the most famous metal band.
For some other better metal guitarists, listen to marty friedman or dimebag darrell
by Junglemanchild June 8, 2005
Get the kirk hammettmug.