Kerntucky

a farm land in california compared to kentucky with farms and such..

"ohh shit kerntucky 24 miles more, close your nose"

by brotha October 23, 2003

kernlanr

lop sided bladder in body

My bladder is really kernlanred

by Rachel Woods September 6, 2005

Kernal Dunny

shit, pock marked with corn.

We were at Cornfest last night and I'm sure I'll have a visit from Kernal Dunny.

by Butcher's Pal July 24, 2009

Kernnin

When the forces of Brunette and Blonde come together the motions turn into physical psycho babblying, craziness, involuntary bodly functions and utter chaos with perhaps a spalsh os sugar free Red Bull Vodka resulting in a video on YouTube.

Brunette: "I'm looking forward to this weekend."
Blonde: "Me too. Let's get our Kernnin on."

by Kdwag089 November 19, 2009

kernowwinkle

A Kernowwinkle is a Cornish person who usually spends the winters building websites and the summers hunting Stinkywinkles.

As we know stinkywinkles are frequently found near Perrywinkles which is unfortunate as Perrywinkles have very bad personal hygiene habits and smell bad.

Kernowwinkles talking in the Harbourside Inn. >
After the pub lets go Stinkywinkle hunting but don't forget your gas masks coz there are bound to be Perrywinkles about too.

by pjuk January 13, 2010

kernology

the study of the stupid things that one says.

After Alan said something that made absolutely no sense to anyone but himself, we all decided that it was time for him to go into the field of kernology

by Roger Philharmonic March 8, 2010

kernymi

A local source of cumdumpster.

"Hey, what did you do last night?"
"Nothing much, just emptying my load in Kernymi".
"Oh man, I wish I could do that too".

by Rimthatgurl October 12, 2011