Dirty kelcie

A loving wife and mother whose sexy and worthy.

Wish my wife was a dirty kelcie.

by You right January 21, 2022

Lee Keltner

To get capped in the dome after punching a news crew and spraying their security guard with bear spray. Bonus if you're a MAGA like Lee Keltner was.

If someone acts like they're gonna pull a gun on me, I'm gonna Lee Keltner their ass.

by FuckTrumpAndBoebert2024 May 4, 2024

Sea Kelpie

noun

A criminally cute marine creature formerly known as the “seahorse,” now correctly rebranded for both vibes and mythological accuracy.

Sea Kelpies drift through ocean grass like enchanted, curly-tailed commas. Tiny but loaded with ancient energy. In Scottish lore, a Kelpie is a shapeshifting water spirit (usually horse-shaped, often spooky). This one? Just the chill, adorable cousin. Think: aquatic introvert with a dad bod who does all the parenting.

Fun fact:
Male sea kelpies carry the babies. Actual kings.

Example:
"Yo, that sea kelpie looks like it's side-eyeing me. I think it's dangerous."
"You mean seahorse?"
"No. I mean sea kelpie. Respect the lore for the little pregnant dude."

by starvingRD October 2, 2025

pulled a kelsie

Shitting yourself a lot

Especially in theme parks

What is that curry sauce in my pants

Oh no I've pulled a kelsie

by Divawinter63866 October 23, 2013

doing a kellie

where you participate in esex three-some with a british boy and a austriallian girl at the same time. btw join discord.gg/kellie to meet the lovely founder of this word.

oh damn chad, you was doing a kellie with jessica and robert

by mykelssupra November 27, 2022

Machine Gun Kellied

A sexual act similar to the Rusty Trombone, but with the person who is eating ass while giving the reach around violently getting his ass plowed at the same time.

"My Grindr date brought a friend, and I totally Machine Gun Kellied the fuck out of them. Totally fucked my back up and I swallowed some corn too!"

by BenEvolutioN April 9, 2026