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Kim Jong Uno

North Korean Spanish god of life also known as the Gucci lord of all life and living things also known as El Jong Un
Hey Fag Im god im kim jong uno
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Jongs

Jongs are a combination of 'Jeans' and 'thongs'. Although commonly mistaken as thongs made of jeans.. they are a combination of both... When a girl sags her jeans, enough where another person could see her thong.
Kate: *walks into room with her new jongs

Annabelle: Kate what the heck what are you wearing?!

Kate: Omg do you like them? They are called Jongs.

Annabelle: But I can see your ass crack!
by Still Not Jab February 7, 2017
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Donkey Jong

Ape that lives in the Springbook rain forest of Queensladd. Likes the Coolangata brothel and surfing those nanas at the local beach.
Donkey Jong hates the LGBT community
by Alien Hayes February 6, 2021
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Kim Jong un

A fucking fat ass that likes to bang women in his nuclear missile base. He likes to smoke his weed with his 10 hot fucking sexy babes in the bathroom banging them all at once. After that he blows everywhere and makes the women lick it up and then all the white stuff goes all over the face and tounge. It feels so good
Wanna invite Kim Jong Un over to our house? hes a real baddie
by IlikeBangingBigBlackMenCum November 15, 2023
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Ryan De Jong

A sexy guy with a big dick. He destroys pussy all day long!
OMG HE IS SO SEXY! HE IS A RYAN DE JONG!
by WhiteTuxedo April 10, 2018
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Mak kim jong

a nickname for hendry wira, an ex for cyn and kat. a very straight person
ask mak kim jong to the pub, he wont go. such a straight person
by henkimmak November 28, 2021
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