poop joint

the tightly rolled toilet paper that forms when wiping your butt after taking a poop often stuck in the hairs

My co-worker always leaves stained poop joints on the floor in the restroom

by Taylorret83 August 15, 2019

Classy Joint

A Classy Joint is an item or location that can be considered classy, spiffing, or gentlemanly. May also be considered as something nice that you approve of.

Eoin: (Chugging a beer from a chalice)
Matt: That's a Classy Joint right there.

by Gravy boat balls March 16, 2017

Tug Joint

The normally seedy joint where a man heads to relieve his aching blue balls by a women, Sometimes a massage is given at first but then carried on to a oily Tug, i.e Hand Job.

Hey boys Im off to the Tug Joint now.

Or

Hey Matty, there’s a massage parlor down that road, Nah that’s a Tug Joint for sure, let head in!

by ozlad80 March 26, 2011

Toilet joint

A "toilet joint" is a joint like poker made of toilet paper to poke off dingle berries. It can be made with two to four sheets of toilet paper (depending on thickness) and is rolled along the thigh to roll it up.

Guy 1: Yo, when I took a dump, I rolled a toilet joint and got rid of a massive dingle berry just hanging there
Guy 2: I didn't need to know that but cool... I guess

by Souls_fan April 4, 2023

joint account

A point in a relationship in which the man no longer holds his own balls sack, the woman is dominant, the male has been unfaithful and or a "cheating bastard" which in conclusion results in one singular account on so I media accounts, facebook,instagram,twitter, ECT.

Ryan cheated on Morgan again.
How do you know? Because they created a joint facebook account. Oh man.. RIP to ryans balls.. joint account the loss of a mans balls.

by BMS world star September 13, 2016

diamond joint

a joint that seperates in the middle dividing the joint in 2 seperate tubes going outwards, then back towards eachother coming back into one tube. thus making the shape of a daimond.

man, that diamond joint really fucked us up hey? took john 3 hours to make.

by Sana w August 25, 2006

Leaf Joint

Term for a joint with no buds, but with nothing but sucker leaves.

Duke: "You got any bud?"

Ed: "Nah but I'll smoke a leaf joint with you."

Duke: "FUCK!"

by Budz23 January 26, 2009