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Jobbie Jabber

John Paul McCue is a jobby jabber as he takes it up the anus.
by humanfudgepackingmachine April 10, 2004
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Jibby

The good and or resulting in good; favorable or advantageous; beneficial. Without negativity or harm. Unrestrained positive influence. Generous and beneficent.
He was the only candidate I trusted so I voted for him: i think he has the Jibby.
by Abdul JbNee February 12, 2015
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Jobbyslipper

To coolly dispatch a carefully wrapped jobby and place it in an unsuspecting victims pocket.
Jason slowly brought out the roll of cling film and placed it over the toilet pan. His jobbyslipper was created. After he finished offloading he beautifully wrapped it into a small robust package and placed it in his bosses coat pocket.
by AldoHarris October 27, 2007
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jobberknowl

"OMG IS THAT A BEE?!"
"No that's a wasp, you jobberknowl."
by ESTARLIME August 20, 2009
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jobbie

"mummy, i need a jobbie"
by Snakeheid October 16, 2003
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joby jabber

one who enjoys cramming his pink love tool in his best mates arse hole for sexual pleasure. please note- usually deployed when talking about those lovely gay men in light loafers. a horrible/street term for a gay man.
"dont bend over in the shower that cunts a joby jabber!"
by donny of the marnock December 14, 2008
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Phantom Jobber

Someone who leaves the toilet in a mess. Normally by leaving sliding faece marks in the bowl. Occasionally they flush, sometimes they do not.
"You been to the shitter recently? The phantom jobber is back again, f**king skids everywhere"
by dirtdawg January 5, 2009
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