jizz warrior

Somebody who may, from time to time, annoy a certain individual

Goliath: David, I want you to fuck off in the not too distant future, you fucking jizz warrior!

by AlexGdizzle March 07, 2008

jizz hanky

When you accidentally blow your nose with the handkerchief you jizzed in a few minutes ago.

1. OH FUCK ! I used the fuckin' jizz hanky !!!
2. Brad: Dude, what's that white shit on your nose ?
Pete: WTF?? I blew a jizz hanky ??!?!!

by menuuzer September 24, 2008

jizz blindness

When tinsel crowning goes drastically wrong

I was waiting so long to be crowned last night, I looked up and got jizzed right in my eye. I had jizz blindness for a while and when I could see again, Brad had given me tinsel eye shadow

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

Jizz Prism

Dried semen left in the urethra after sexual intercourse, which causes forked pee by diverting the pee stream in two directions.

After I came in my buddy Shawn, I used the resulting jizz prism to pee in both of his eyes at once.

by BethsGonnaGetcha January 08, 2011

jizz pilot

One who guides, or leads those frisky little fellows to the promised land. Amen

Carlos was a masterfull jizz pilot, he always hit his mark.

by lil'Bucky Sloshberg July 01, 2006

Jizz Wookie

The practice of shaving ones pubes, secreting them and then throwing them over the face of a girl after administrating ejaculation onto said face. The ejaculate forms an adhesive which the pubes stick to. This maybe accompanied shouts of SHAZAAM or CONGRATULATIONS

Can also be employed as an insult

"Dude! I completely JIZZ WOOKIED her last nite!"

"Howard your such a JIZZ WOOKIE!"

by WOOKIE KING April 23, 2009

Jizz Napkin

A nickname for a mask. Typically worn during the COVID-19 pandemic.

I don’t want to wear a jizz napkin.

by lukedog56 May 02, 2021