Jerk o'lantern

A pumpkin that is used as a sex toy. It has a large hole on the top (similar to a normal jack o'lantern), as well as a smaller hole carved into the side, just wide enough to put your dick through. Then someone can stick their hand through the top of the pumpkin and jerk you off.

Benny: I haven’t had sex in almost a week, this is so annoying!
Jeff: Huh? Aren’t you still dating Ellie?
Benny: She's on her period right now. Yesterday I made a jerk o'lantern and Ellie gave me a handjob in it. How sad is that?

by AP Everything October 22, 2019

Jecket

When you too cold to take off a jacket but to hot to wear it.

Person 1: "Why are you wearing your jacket like that?"
Person 2: "It's a Jecket!"

by Duke 2.0 November 8, 2019

jerk off instructor

JOI - When a dude can’t even beat his own meat unless the woman he fantasizes about either gives him consent, or makes a request. As his Jerk off instructor, she has the power to decide when & if he is allowed to bust one by himself.

That poor bastard is WHUPPED ! He can’t even whack off unless his Jerk off Instructor GF gives him permission first.

by Jinx Winchester October 17, 2020

jerk-off Gesture

When you mimic jerking off and ejaculating on someone because they are probably being an annoying cucklord and/or impatient.

jerk-off Gesture : *waiting for pedestrian to cross*
*Person honks behind without knowing the situation*
Passenger/Driver: Fuck off, you jerk-off! *mimics masturbation and ejaculation on person who honked*

by Metalikz May 11, 2021

jeriko

jeriko is the nicest guy in the whole wide world and hes really funny and he wears glasses and his smile is pretty and he always makes me laugh and hes a good person and hes bestfriends with angel carreno but like hes the best

is that jeriko
yes

by bobisbob87 September 10, 2022

cave jerk

when one masturbates with his/her arm under one leg whilst making caveman noises

*knock knock*
"What's all that strange grunting?"

"wtf?!? I'm cave jerking in here!"

by ohmschode January 12, 2009

Wasabi Jerk

1. When one coats their hand in wasabi and proceeds to masturbate or perform a hand job.

OR
2.Jerking off in a Japanese restaurant.

"yo, i got this wicked sick wasabi jerk last night from Kim"

"My dick's still burning from that wasabi jerk before class this morning"

by FOADboner July 3, 2009