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by Ashley - Filmcower January 16, 2008
Get the Jason Steele mug.Jason is the name of someone amazing who will take care of you. He would be the best boyfriend ever and be super duper romantic. But also funny and sweet.
Girl: Hey do you wanna get laid?
Jason: No sorry I'm too busy caring about my girlfriend because I'm romantic
Jason: No sorry I'm too busy caring about my girlfriend because I'm romantic
by CrazyCat721 November 6, 2011
Get the Jason mug.Jaron - a man who takes your breath away everytime you see him. Your thoughts leave your head and your instincts take over, leaving you vulnerable and willing to follow his command. If you are ever lucky enough to wake up next to this man, you know you finally are HOME and your heart will finally rest easier.
by lunaticapples February 6, 2010
Get the Jaron mug.Jason Bourne is a kick ass former CIA op, until he got amnesia and lost ONE mission. After that he tried to find out who he was (it took him almost three movies to do so.) Oh did i mention hes in three movies: The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, and The Bourne Ultimatum.) His birth name is David Webb, the CIA named him Jason Bourne. His girlfriends name was Marie. He also killed alot of people
Person 1- Do you know who the kick ass guy was in The Bourne Ultimatum?
Person 2- Yea, his name was Jason Bourne.
Person 2- Yea, his name was Jason Bourne.
by vJason Bournex February 20, 2011
Get the Jason bourne mug.A Jason is often the name of the guy who can walk into a room with such swagger that Chicks and Dicks will gawk as soon as he enters a room. Chicks tend to love hanging out "downtown" all night with him.
His strut is undeniably sexy as is his taste in Classic Detroit Muscle Cars and watermelons.
He is so Cute and Yummy that he gets away with a 2 pack of Abs versus 6 for everyone else.
His strut is undeniably sexy as is his taste in Classic Detroit Muscle Cars and watermelons.
He is so Cute and Yummy that he gets away with a 2 pack of Abs versus 6 for everyone else.
Example #1:
Girls night out girl #1: Sheila! Quick, look, 12 o'clock! Who's that fly sexy m0therfawker walking across the bar with his shirt off?
Girls night out girl #2: Oh that's just Jason and his 2 pack, I'd "Go Downtown" on that again!
Example #2:
Hey, is that Vinny in the IROC Z Camaro? No, that's just my Boyfriend Jason. He's only dating me cause he loves my "Watermelons". He's always asking me to "Go Downtown" with him in his car, I feel special!
Reference:
To "Go Downtown" - often referred to as a going down on a dude, fellatio, playing the skin flute, shellacking, a blow job, a suck job, a hoover vacuum cleaner, etc.
Girls night out girl #1: Sheila! Quick, look, 12 o'clock! Who's that fly sexy m0therfawker walking across the bar with his shirt off?
Girls night out girl #2: Oh that's just Jason and his 2 pack, I'd "Go Downtown" on that again!
Example #2:
Hey, is that Vinny in the IROC Z Camaro? No, that's just my Boyfriend Jason. He's only dating me cause he loves my "Watermelons". He's always asking me to "Go Downtown" with him in his car, I feel special!
Reference:
To "Go Downtown" - often referred to as a going down on a dude, fellatio, playing the skin flute, shellacking, a blow job, a suck job, a hoover vacuum cleaner, etc.
by IHeartJason.com November 28, 2010
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