Jasper Hale disease

When one (normally a Twitard) becomes extremely obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.

Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’S SO HOT!!!

Me: Another victim of Jasper Hale disease..

by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021

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Jasper T Jowls

The best antropomorphic doggo in the world!!! He's a cowboy who loves to play the guitar and sing, he loves hang out with his friend!!!

Awww Jasper T Jowls is cute!!!!

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When someone urinates and ejaculates into a persons anus and sucks it out slowly with a straw.

(Darren)..I heard rod had a Jasper juice box last night ?

(Dylan)..Ya I heard Brian farted and the juice started comming through Rod's nose.

by Dylan Wilson February 12, 2008

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Look at that jasper ass cockfuck in that lifted truck.

by Brian March 10, 2004

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This is a high school located in Edmonton Alberta. Very big school, with a lot of options, freedom, nice and smart people, and funny teachers.

"what school you go to?"

"Jasper Place High School"

by kordug March 15, 2009

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Home of shitty food and fake bitches, its Christmas all year up in here with all the hoe hoe hoes. Frequent suicidal jokes

I hate jasper county high school.

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An unrivaled and detailed depiction of future events to occur in ones life as foretold by the great and powerful knower of all things

She told me how I would fall in love and it happened exactly as she predicted, what a jaspersion!!!

by Peters Dragin November 21, 2019

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