jakes

those mutha fukin jakes tried to hastle me up!
by mr. jackoff May 13, 2009
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Jake

An absolutly perfect guy. He is funny, adorable, smart, and caring. His smile is contagious. He can make anybody laugh. He has beautiful eyes that captivate everyone. He is amazing!
Jake is my soul mate; we are going to go to college together and get married and have children togther. We will have the perfect life together.
by TheQueen March 10, 2012
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Jake

A soy boy. Someone who loves to make sandwiches after having a 3 course meal. He should be overweight but for some reason is not. Hes gay. He's also fucking.
Is he making a sandwich after he ate a meal? what a fucking Jake.
by deeznuts101gotemlol July 07, 2018
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Jake

He is the most amazing, sweet, compassionate, forgiving, loving guy. He can't help but try to make your day brighter with every chance he gets. He takes every opportunity to show how much he loves you and tells you he can't imagine a life without you in it. He's the guy I'd be happy spending the rest of my life with and laugh and grow old together. There aren't enough words to describe him and very few people can truly understand him.
Jake
by 00_348 February 03, 2015
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Jake is GAY
by Chem Chef January 26, 2019
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Jake

To call the cops on a party that you were kicked out of...
"dude these guys are assholes, let's Jake"
by Joe Smith Jimmy January 14, 2010
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Jake

The name of a man who has an enormous penis. Usually so large no girl can resist. At the sight of his penis most girls cum themselves to death do to dehydration.
Dude. Did you hear about what happened to that girl on the news? Apparently she saw Jake's penis and her pussy got so wet she died.
by MrVade October 09, 2015
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