mitch itch

Unknown sexually transmitted disease characterized by
by highly contagious lesions. May be transmitted to co-workers through physical contact. Some rare strains have been known to be airborne. Early symptoms include subject incessantly adjusting crotch. Subjects suffering from mitch itch will vehemently deny disease contraction.
Common treatment involves hydro-cortisone and icy hot.
Most likey cause known: putting the pee-pee in the poo-poo and getting the ooh-wee.

"Stay away from that dude, I heard he got a Katie and now he's got the mitch itch."

by Jermain Masters April 15, 2008

jock itch

a rash in the crotch and inner thighs, caused by poor hygiene and sweat

by Da Nastee One October 30, 2003

itch

v. What illiterate people and idiots say when they presumably mean scratch.

Can you itch my back?

by Ozzpot August 7, 2006

itchbay

means the pig Latin word for bitch so its like a secrete word na u known so try it out

tya: shut up itchbay
girl:wat does that means

by tayraw August 24, 2009

Belly Itcher

A Belly Itcher is lazy, inactive and sluggish. Belly Itcher can also mean someone who is very silly, giddy or foolish.

1. I invited Kelly over for dinner, but she is being a belly itcher, and is too lazy to come out.

2. Shami was acting like a Belly Itcher when she pulled that prank on me.

by Alexia Silver December 9, 2008

Anal Itching

the inching of the anus and or including the surrounding areas of the anus.

Kalynn said to Mike "My butt itches, u might have gave me anal itching" And Mike "Wash You Ass Every Once and Awhile"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sir Long Slong December 27, 2011

Itachi

1. A super-awesome ninja from the anime naruto. He killed his clan and joined akatsuki, where his partner was kisame. Turns out he was actually a good guy, but he died kinda failishly. Is quite hot and possibly has the most fangirls of all naruto characters.
2. Super-kawaii villain. dude looks a bit like a lady. sometimes paired with his partner kisame for KisaIta or ItaKisa fans.
3. Hottest. Anime. Dude. EVER.
4. Japanese word for "weasel", a small mustelid living in many places around the world.

1. Man, it kinda sucked the way Itachi died in naruto.

2. fangirl: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG *Squeeeeeeel!* Ita-kuuuun!!! ommmmg!!! i luv you i luuuuuv you!!! *faints*

3. Holy crap. Itachi is HOT.

4. in japanese culture, itachis, or weasels, are supposed to have cruel and cold personalities.

by Ihcati Achihu April 22, 2009