snow dreads

The amusing locks that form when falling snow accumulates in long, loose hair.
Dude, I got hard, icy pseudo-dreads from walking in the snow with my thick, flowing mane untied, giving me an ice-vampire vibe.I shall christen them snow dreads. Nice:)
by DJ Dogman December 14, 2005
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Simon Snow

Simon is traumatized by, his horrible up bringing in children's homes, every event he got tangled up in as the result of being a magical nuclear reactor, as well as finding out (spoilers) that he has been draining the magic from the world everytime he does a spell or goes off.

Simon is wonderful and deserves so much better than he has ever gotten, or let himself have. Simon loves Baz, but doesn't believe he is good enough for Baz.

Although Simon deserves better, he should not be treated like a helpless baby, because he is infact a capable "adult."

Simon's favorite food is butter, he also love sour cherry scones and roast beef.
"Simon Snow, it hurts to look at you when you're this happy. And it hurts to look at your when your depressed."

Person1: Why are you crying?
Person2: I'm thinking about Simon snow.
by Friendly neighborhood cat July 08, 2021
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Snow pirate

A female who snorts cocaine and dates lacrosse players or hits the line out of turn
by Mr. scoonover February 13, 2020
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snow channel

Television static. Used as a euphemism for the black-and-white specks that flash across the screen, giving the impression of falling snow.
I hooked up my cable, but nothing came through. All I could watch last night was the snow channel.
by Peter W.N. May 07, 2008
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Jake Snow

Unlike the cooler and more badass “Jon Snow” from Game of Thrones seasons 1-6, the “Jake Snow” of Game of Thrones season 8, simply stands around like a blank slate and only acts out of pure interest for his “Queen”, always kneeling in her presence and complying to whatever she demands with little to no self-control, dignity, or intelligence of their own.
“Dude, stop being such a Jake Snow, that girl is just using you.”

“But, she’s mah Queen. If she wants it, I’ll do it for her.”

“She’s literally using your credit card for everything!”

“Isn’t she beautiful?”
by SolusPrimus67 February 12, 2021
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dingle snow

Tiny balls of toilet paper and poo blended together. These end up on the toilet seat or in your undershorts (panties for the ladies), when wiping with that expensive ass paper that is so soft it crumbles to pieces if excessive force is applied.
When I wipe my ass at your momma's house, it's like a dingle snow blizzard blew in. She buys that quilted cotton comforter shit for ass paper.
by MTnTX November 25, 2019
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snow stop

the choice to not come to a complete stop at a stop sign to avoid skidding and for fear of spinning one's wheels on snow and/or ice while trying to move forward again.

similar to a rolling stop.
Man, that cop didn't appreciate my snow stop.

Thank goodness I did a snow stop on that hill. There was no way I was going to get going again.
by Jane.Doe December 12, 2010
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