by Bigtimer122 April 5, 2010
Get the Dirt Curtainsmug. Curtain Climbers gravitate to anything that they can abuse! Whether dogs, floor cabinets, tables or even pant legs. They are frequently observed attempting to eat television remotes, intact dog hair and window sills. But they are nowhere near the threat of the ANKLE BITER.
by Grumpy Grandpa September 3, 2014
Get the Curtain Climbermug. A chick who has a flappy set of pancake titties, that when you try to lick her bell button you gotta separate her titties like a curtain
I thought that chick had nice titties, but when I took off her bra, they fell down to her waste. I went to lick her bellybutton and I had to separate them like a set of curtains. I was almost ready to look for a draw string.
by Big Nation March 28, 2003
Get the Curtain titsmug. by Squid curtain carl June 5, 2018
Get the Squid Curtainsmug. The absolute stupidest term to describe someone’s lips. Often used by zero people in no productive context. Don’t call your mouth or lips a Burp Curtain. I wanna kill myself.
“Yer better shut them burp curtains boi... ‘for I make a belt outta the Bible and whip you so hard you’s gon’ land in tha Bible Belt.”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
Get the Burp Curtainsmug. The loose and wrinkled skin that drapes down the throat from the chin to the base of the neck. Most often observed in severely old people. The best examples display two unique and individual sagging sections.
Rather than submit his body to being opened via plastic surgery, Steve Jobs wore his ubiquitous black turtleneck sweaters to fend off the eventually possibility of developing neck curtains.
by Martova October 28, 2011
Get the Neck Curtainsmug. I wanted to fuck her, but couldn't make it past her fur curtain.
Me loves to suck on that fur curtain.
Me loves to suck on that fur curtain.
by CarbonBlixy May 16, 2016
Get the Fur curtainmug.