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Isaiah

Perfection personified.

When he breathes, humanity is given new life. When he wakes, so does the world. When he eats, the universe fasts in courtesy to him. When he bathes, the oceans flock to his surrounding. When he cries, the sun burns away his tears its fiery corona as agreed upon in the multiversal ordinance. Omniscient. Omnipotent. Omnipresent; All are gracious for his esteemed glory and almighty immaculateness.
Isaiah
All of existence: "Oh immaculate one, we are gracious for your heavenly divinity."
by Master-Wordsmith October 10, 2021
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Isaiahs are smelly and gross and stinky and are annoying.
ugh isaiah is here run away
by kaitlynmeyers November 22, 2021
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Go get Isaiah to talk
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A simp ass nigga but gets a lot of girls and fucks fat booty bitches anytime anywhere !
Girl#1: I needa simp ass nigga.

Girl#2: Get an Isaiah he’s a simp and will funk you anywhere !
by Headphones for gays February 21, 2020
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Isaiah is a fat illiterate fuck, with no life and plays fortnite all day while slurping down XL slurpees and lowering his life span. He is hell for those around him and causes nothing but chaos and pain
Where's your fat fuck brother?
You mean Isaiah?
by Papa Krispy May 9, 2019
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Damn that Isaiah kid is wearing a suit
by NotAJeff March 15, 2020
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This kind of person is usually angry and ugly. Everyone named Isaiah is a cunt.
"Wow is that isaiah, hes so ugly"
by Isaiah Hater 65 September 26, 2020
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