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Shit your pants in class day

On this day you should shit your pants in class regardless of age. It is on feburary 1st
Hey broski, today is shit your pants in class day! Don't forget to take a massive dookie in your pants today during class!!!
by elfiefaeboi January 15, 2024
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your head is to gas like your the shit or something

your head is way too big meaning you think everything is abouit you and no one else.
if a girl says "what are you talking about i didnt do that"

and the guy says " lol i thought you were different but your head is to gas like your the shit or something"

then that girl would say "fuck you i dont think i am all that"
by oreo32 October 28, 2011
mugGet the your head is to gas like your the shit or somethingmug.

Your life is shit

I have worthless gas station people telling me "I'm fine" and whether or not I'm fine is irrelevant. I'm not claiming being un-fine. I'm claiming being the creator or A.I. and not being paid. And it's a problem of child murdering purportion.
Hym "Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit with you. I'd rather murder a kid that live your shitty gas station life. Die whore. Die today. It's the only solution."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2024
mugGet the Your life is shitmug.

Shitting your dick

When something makes you made
When you're mad
“Don’t talk to me in not in the mood right now”
“Quit shitting your dick
by decomplex December 9, 2022
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sandbag your shit

When making a levy and running out of sand to fill the bags you then use human feces because your dumb ass is too stupid to vacate new orleans even in the impending devastation of a hurricane named katrina your spade ass was warned in advance was going to fuck you up and you and the rest of the jiggaboos ended up in the superdome cause shit in retrospect makes bad sand bags...dance monkeys dance flig your monkey turds
Yo Sheniquah sandbag your shit with lemonjello cause you dont know how weather works.
by Heather hammered February 1, 2018
mugGet the sandbag your shitmug.

Shit Your Shat

Verb; to shoot your shot without having a chance.
Go Shit Your Shat & Show the World!
by Schnazzle G July 8, 2025
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Stroking your shit

Jimmy, did I just catch you stroking your shit?
I'm stroking my shit, I got lotion on my dick right now
by buttfart33 November 17, 2023
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