Also known as, the "Bree Paradox" or the "Bree Hypothesis"
"Bree is everything and nothing. Bree exists but doesn't exist."
"Bree can't be something without being nothing."
1) Because Bree is everything and nothing and Bree exists and doesn't exist, nothing exists. However in thier non-existance, everything exists. Proving existance through the evidence of non-existance is impossible therefore Bree Theory is a paradox. Many people have tried to make sense of this Theory but have failed miserably. Bree Theory has been named "worse than 'The Game'". Once you're in it, you can't it out and like the game, it'll mess with your head. So if anyone tries to explain Bree Theory to you, just walk away. You'll be glad you did.
2) It can also be used to get out of almost anything (by causing confusion).
"Bree is everything and nothing. Bree exists but doesn't exist."
"Bree can't be something without being nothing."
1) Because Bree is everything and nothing and Bree exists and doesn't exist, nothing exists. However in thier non-existance, everything exists. Proving existance through the evidence of non-existance is impossible therefore Bree Theory is a paradox. Many people have tried to make sense of this Theory but have failed miserably. Bree Theory has been named "worse than 'The Game'". Once you're in it, you can't it out and like the game, it'll mess with your head. So if anyone tries to explain Bree Theory to you, just walk away. You'll be glad you did.
2) It can also be used to get out of almost anything (by causing confusion).
1) Bree DOESN'T exist, soley because Bree DOES exist.
-He doesn't exist since he is Bree and Bree doesn't exist.. BUT he obviously exists so, Bree exists as well...
2) Question #1 on quiz: Which element is the alkaline earth metal? Explain how you know this.
Answer: Bree. Because according to Bree Theory, Bree is everything and nothing. :)
-An example of Bree Theory? There isn't an example, because Bree doesn't exist...but does. Therefore there is an example...but not one...-_-
-He doesn't exist since he is Bree and Bree doesn't exist.. BUT he obviously exists so, Bree exists as well...
2) Question #1 on quiz: Which element is the alkaline earth metal? Explain how you know this.
Answer: Bree. Because according to Bree Theory, Bree is everything and nothing. :)
-An example of Bree Theory? There isn't an example, because Bree doesn't exist...but does. Therefore there is an example...but not one...-_-
by TheonenonlyRMD February 02, 2008
A theory consisting of two equally complex stages, both completely dependent on the other. And, if executed correctly, this formula is 100% effective. The objective of the formula is, of course, to get laid.
Phase 1)
Phase 1 requires that you introduce yourself to a member of the opposite gender in any manner. A handshake of brief conversation about the weather will suffice
Phase 2)
In no more than 24 hours later, locate the same member of the opposite gender, remind her about your brief introduction, and she will, without exception, go into a fit of sexual desire and fuck you immediately.
Phase 1)
Phase 1 requires that you introduce yourself to a member of the opposite gender in any manner. A handshake of brief conversation about the weather will suffice
Phase 2)
In no more than 24 hours later, locate the same member of the opposite gender, remind her about your brief introduction, and she will, without exception, go into a fit of sexual desire and fuck you immediately.
"Yo man, I'm going to fuck Pele tomorrow. I just introduced myself tonight. It's my Theory of Introduction"
by tymbernz November 23, 2006
A theory which states that certain people absorb the coolness or doucheness of the people around them much like the Asian bean-curd, tofu, absorbs the flavors of the foods surrounding it.
John: That Hans guy can be cool at times, but then he hangs out with those tool bags and acts like an ass.
Jacob: Bro, this is a perfect case of Tofu Theory.
Jacob: Bro, this is a perfect case of Tofu Theory.
by sillyputty94 June 08, 2011
An event that has taken place resulting in risk of injure, injure or loss of life where a problem was spotted prior to the event which could have been prevented and was forewarned but left ignored or unrectified, but fixed after the fact.
Friend: "I kept telling my about the leaking freezer but he failed to fix it and he got sued by a customer for slipping on it and he fixed it yesterday."
Me:"that is a classic case of what I call the Titanic theory."
White Star Line was neglect and Knew there was not enough lifeboats for all the passengers and crew of the Titanic. (this is the origin case of the Titanic theory)
The Titanic was designed to carry 32 life boats but this number was reduced to the 20 lifeboats because White Star Line felt that the deck would be too cluttered.
Me:"that is a classic case of what I call the Titanic theory."
White Star Line was neglect and Knew there was not enough lifeboats for all the passengers and crew of the Titanic. (this is the origin case of the Titanic theory)
The Titanic was designed to carry 32 life boats but this number was reduced to the 20 lifeboats because White Star Line felt that the deck would be too cluttered.
by Michael Hannon August 31, 2006
The field of study intended to examine when to apply the word “pause”. The use of the word pause is the social phenomenon where statements that are interpreted to be homosexually suggestive, are swiftly interrupted with “pause”. This is said to maintain order and hold all responsible parties accountable. Another term used in lieu of “pause” can be “ayooo” (also spelled ayeooo).
by BowBowBowAyeAyeAye October 04, 2022
by ethan 13 14 9 August 13, 2006
Since the earth is flat because a God sat on us, I can explain how the dinosaurs died. God flipped the earth over and the dinosaurs fell to the earths core and the dinosaurs melted. God then picked up the bones and burried it deep into the flat earth.
by 69Niggerfaggot69 November 08, 2020