The world's first, greatest and only 24-hour-a-day rolling news channel. Only it has commercials. And shit journalists with corporate agendas. Basically, the Western World's equivilent to Communist Chinese TV.
"And now on Sky News, there's trouble at our rival station BBC News 24. Hahaha! Serves them right. Ahem! Where was I?"
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
"Blue Sky" (also known as Big Blue, Blue Magic, or Fring's Blue1) is the street name which has been coined for the notoriously potent and 99.1% chemically pure crystal methamphetamine manufactured by Walter White and Jesse Pinkman.
by zylako October 12, 2013
Having sex while sky diving. Most couples prefer to accomplish this before parachute deployment, but if not finished in time, simultaneous deployment is imperative.
Ron attempted his first sky fucking jump, but things went terribly wrong when someone pulled the rip cord too soon.
by skydiver April 26, 2008
The act of acrobatically climbing atop of a bathroom stall, facing the door, pulling down your pants and firing a turd down into the toilet. Sometimes unskilled sky poopers may attempt this stunt, resulting in a misfire, creating a mess for the bathroom maintenance staff.
I was bored at the office the other day, so I decided to practice my sky poop during my lunch break.
by Charles X Moss June 15, 2010
A wizard who lives in the sky. The wizard typically does many miracles but have yet to show themselves. A famous Sky Wizard is commonly known as God.
Sally: Hallelujah!!! God healed my son's diseased leg!
Me: Actually, that was the doctor...
Sally: NO! GOD HEALED MY SON! GOD IS ALMIGHTY! PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL FACE HIS WRATH!!
Me: Okay, let's see. God, if you are out there please strike me down with your lightning or whatever you Sky Wizards can do. *Waits 5 minutes* Well, I guess that just proves it.
Sally: GOD DOESN'T ANSWER RIGHT AWAY!!
Me: And that's why no one believes in him.
Me: Actually, that was the doctor...
Sally: NO! GOD HEALED MY SON! GOD IS ALMIGHTY! PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL FACE HIS WRATH!!
Me: Okay, let's see. God, if you are out there please strike me down with your lightning or whatever you Sky Wizards can do. *Waits 5 minutes* Well, I guess that just proves it.
Sally: GOD DOESN'T ANSWER RIGHT AWAY!!
Me: And that's why no one believes in him.
by Rhymes with Shnom Snoose. June 12, 2010
A Bahamian drink, there is no official recipe, but in a nutshell is coconut water + alcohol. Usually mixed with Gin.
In recent years, a popular mix has included, coconut water, gin, condensed milk (cream) and sweet milk, and sometimes coconut flavored rum.
Likely received its name because coconuts grow on very tall trees -> the juice coming from the sky.
In recent years, a popular mix has included, coconut water, gin, condensed milk (cream) and sweet milk, and sometimes coconut flavored rum.
Likely received its name because coconuts grow on very tall trees -> the juice coming from the sky.
by ozcar504 April 11, 2008
A sky hook is a fictional apparatus, the retrieval of which is demanded of newbie grocery store clerks as a kind of lighthearted hazing ritual. Often combined with bucket of steam.
by murr2k March 22, 2009