bath tissue

bath tissue is a pussified version of toilet paper. It's basically what TV commercials say because they think toilet paper is too vulgar.

Commercial: New Charmin bath tissue, now more absorbent.

TV watcher: WHAT THE HELL!? IT'S CALLED TOILET PAPER FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

by My ballsack February 26, 2010

ho bath

Using baby wipes to clean armpits, vagina, penis, butt crack when you don't have time to shower.

I hit the ladies room & took a ho bath before heading to happy hour.

by the wicked chica November 26, 2009

Ho Bath

Washing your junk in the sink after sex then hitting the streets again!

"Damn, Rachael came home from her date with Johhny, took a ho bath then went to the clubs"

by Juicy K. Tore August 8, 2008

bath of shame

Taking a bath after an embarrassing/undesirable sex act

Dude, after what I did to myself last night I needed to take a bath of shame.

by I.8.T March 28, 2016

Bath tub

The place we're cute couples like to bang. It is wet and perfect for sex

Oh this bath tub is perfect

by Ur_a_giraffe November 27, 2016

Bird Bath

Quickly washing your armpits, crotch, face and neck in a sink atany various location. Can be performed at a coffee shoppe or a one night stand's crib after a long night at the club.

Dude 1: "She totally wants me but I have swass and have been sweating all night!"
Dude 2: "Give yourself a bird bath, man!"

by neoxp July 17, 2009

yogurt bath

to cum in mass quantities all over your girls face. giving her the appearance of a krispy kreme doughnut

man jen had me so worked up when she was giving me head that i pulled out of her mouth and gave her a yogurt bath

by jerkmeoff June 30, 2005