hyperthetical imperative

The phenomenon of categories traversing from the future.

Right-action as appearing-from-the-future.

The hyperthetical imperative states that "doing the right thing" comes from the future.

by metawave October 27, 2019

chad the impaler

The potentially best male porn star name known to mankind. Based off the legendary historical figure Vlad the Impaler who also impaled thousands.

"Oh man, I get to film with Chad the Impaler, I hope he spikes my rectum"

by cjt119 March 13, 2019

Vlad the Impaler

The male sex organ used to eject semen and urine out.

More commonly know as a "penis".

Vlad the Impaler invaded the Ottoman Empire.

by HulkNurseSMASH May 27, 2010

nad the impale-her

The real name of a Sex Vampire who bummed a load of Carpathians in Moldavia around the 1st century before Winona Ryder chucks herself in the river for being a klepto. Used to impale people on his four foot dick which he also fought with.

Nad the Impale-Her pornstar name in spoof movie of 'Barb's Stoked U Know's Spankula' from 1993, pisstake of cool Keanu flick.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 11, 2008

Impala Shakala

1). A White 2004 Chevy Impala LS body with holes in the headrest.
2). Also a Metallic Grey 2005 Chevy Impala LS body with a heavy bass stereo set.

Would you like to ride in my Impala Shakala today?
Your Impala Shakala is pimping tight!

by Y0UnG_J33Zy September 27, 2008

impalation

a noun describing the event of impaling someone with an object, whether it be blunt or sharp.

The girthy king died of a great and painful impalation.

by Stormlark August 2, 2011

Impeach

As Dr. Samuel L. Johnson said to those he was commissioned to write the first English dictionary for (obviously becoming the first English lexicographer) that he wanted them to be aware that language was a living entity which means it something that grows. Therefore, he was making the point that what he was being commissioned to do was something that would reach the place it would one day be out of date and require updating to make new words available to be included. Therefore, it's not healthy education to just accept words or non dictionaries for the sake of making it simpler for the simple minded. How words are used in their day doesn't make them legitimate. So if Clinton was impeached by the dictionary you were going by (if read further down )only leads to the question. Which impeached was he? You should say he was impeached but it never went to the judiciary hearings to determine if he would be removed from office. If I'm not mistaking that would be the senate. Grammar or anything associated with it that is unacceptable in upscale schools, Ivy League schools, or by an attorney on the level of a Roy Black, or Alan Dershowitz isn't fit for this nation. Our country has been dumbed down enough by the last two Republican presidents, reality tv which dominates our airwaves and stupid commercials with too much dancing which has nothing to do with the product and cute kids who know more than the parents.

Impeach Trump.

by allshepp August 14, 2018