Idaho Straight

A sexual identity characterized by a masculine male, who identifies as heterosexual, but when engaged in outdoor activities with other males such as fishing, hunting, shooting guns, archery, or hiking, sees no problem with giving/getting a blowjob from a buddy. The only rules are no hugging, kissing, touching, affection, and most importantly, to never actually discuss it.

Brian: Hey, I'm gay but I think you are hot. Are you straight?

Steve: Yes, I'm straight.

Brian: Are you straight? Or are you "Idaho Straight'?

by Neil Saffron September 29, 2023

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Weiser, Idaho

A small town whose entire personality is high school football and where 99% percent of its population consists of Walkers, Roberts, or Chandlers. Drama and sickness travels fast, and no one is suited to stop it.

“I’m from Weiser, Idaho.”
“Are you a Walker?”
“Pfkst, no I’m a Chandler. Don’t speak such foul tongue around me.”

by P. Erf Ecked December 3, 2022

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Idaho bells

When you are fucking a girl in the woods and when you cum go balls deep and fire a gun next to her ear creating a ringing in her ear.

My girl can’t hear well today, I gave her the Idaho bells when we were hunting this morning.

by Tree&Earl November 25, 2022

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Idaho Beet Factory

When you pin your woman's legs back and creampie her, then proceed to puke in her gaping vag. Shake the hips to stir then squeeze her stomach tight for the tub-girl style volcano

Dude I got so wasted last night I gave that slam piece the Idaho Beet Factory

by IdaHoss April 28, 2023

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