i cake you

a term of indearment or affections.
a spin of "i love you like a fat kid loves cake"

Tyler..... I Cake You. You're awesome

by Kfunk April 30, 2006

I heart you

A statement that can be used in lieu of dropping the l-bomb which can often lead to the disastrous decimation of at least one if not two people.

oh yah, ascii your <3 away...

"I heart you"

"I <3 u"

by Barabas August 19, 2006

i love you

The three words that make a girl feel really really special (only if they are said right) i luv u and i lv you doesnt work it has to be I LOVE YOU. And then, maybe, if she loves you too, she may take her clothes off *sigh* guys these days?

I love you more than anything in the world, your my everything and i adore you.

by Henry's Lover May 30, 2004

i love you

Its a computer virus.

Err...passionate saying. that too

EMAIL: I love you
OPEN *clik*
000011111111100101001010111111111110000010100000000000100000000000000001111111110000000000001*your computer is f**ked*0010111000100101010100101

by J.Lew July 3, 2003

I Fuck You

A beautifully orchestrated, nicely formed, and amazingly crafted rewritten, unique version of the song "I Love You" By

Barney, the Purple Dinosaur. It was written in the late 40's by two brilliant youngsters looking to have some fun. These two have also worked on "Fuck Me Up" By Avicii, and "What I've Fucked" By Linkin Park.

I fuck you, you fuck me
We're a happy family
With a great big dick
And some cum from me to you
Won't you say you'll fuck me too?
I fuck you, you fuck me
We're best friends like friends should be
With a great big hump
And some cum from me to you
Won't you say you'll fuck me too?

by The Most Amazing thing in yeah September 23, 2017

i told you

the most over used phrase by sweet girlfriends

i told you it was a mc chubble not mc chubbin

i told you im always right

by mp001 July 22, 2011

i love you

the three magical words that get a girl into bed.

the three magical words that make a girl (or anyone, i suppose) happy. make her feel good about herself, etc.

the three magical words that most with half a brain can tell when are part of a lie.

should only ever be followed by the words "i love you too"--certainly not "i love seeing you" or "i love spending time with you." those are sure to mess up the situation... completely mess it up.

the only words that can ever mean anything real (emotionally.) but usually don't.

person 1: i love you.
person 2: i love you too.
person 1: so...
person 2: lets make hot monkey love!
person 1: OKAY!

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girl 1: he said he loves me.
girl 2: oh, that is so sweet. you deserve each other. you're perfect for each other.
girl 1: i just love him so much.
girl 2: awwwww. i'm so jealous.

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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i just met you, i'm not sleeping with you.
person 1: *looks down at the ground* it was worth a try.

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person 1: i love you.
person 2: i love... spending time with you.
(then person 1 doesn't call back)

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this last one doesn't need an explanation

by eggsovereasy July 22, 2004