i need it hard

a saying for when someone wants to have hard/rough sex

I need it hard, I’m a dead girl walkin’!

by sillyassbiiiitch November 29, 2022

I Need Iron Blocks

The best meme to emerge in 2025. Romeo needs them. We need to revive Telltale so we can play the masterpiece this came from again. (Minecraft Story Mode)

"I nEeD iRoN bLoCkS."
"I'M OUT OF BRICKS."
"i don't WANNA be surrounded by LAVA!!!"

by DaveyJonesBoner November 10, 2025

so easy i doont need arms to win

means that you are a pro at winning

me: wow steve4212, you got the win!
Steve4212: so easy i doont need arms to win

by chishiki April 30, 2021

i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant

Boy-Wanna fuck

Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap

by Avl November 27, 2021

I need a medic bag

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.

Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"

by Ranuncolo October 4, 2022

I need some dog on help!

A voiceline from the popular game team fortress 2 which comes from the engineer when you press c + 1

Demoman : THAT ENGINEER IS A SPY

Engineer : I need some dog on help!

by MSCPT March 28, 2023

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021