Silent Hummer

The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...

Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"

Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"

Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"

Joey - *bang's head against desk*

by Easily Agrivated July 09, 2011

Hummer Simpson

When a male places donuts on his erect penis and his partner eats them off.

I put 6 chocolate sprinkle donuts on my dong and she gave me a Hummer Simpson

by Edgarallenspole April 24, 2024

Hummer of the South

When you go down on a female and hum her genitals to a nice vibration. That’s called the hummer of the south. Originated in South Carolina.

Gunna wine and dine my girl tonight followed by a hummer of the south for dessert.

by Sumlez February 26, 2024

hummer guy

A character from Family Guy who is known for merging without looking after watching Madagascar on his Hummer.

"Dude, the Hummer guy was so fucking funny. He made me wanna merge without looking!"

by noongd19 February 23, 2025

Hummer Pack

When you dog someone in a fortnite wager so bad they put holes in the wall.

I just beat them 25-13 in box fights, WE BLAZING THAT HUMMER PACK

by wfsgfthfygscxstaxseatr January 23, 2022

Price Hill Hummer

The act of getting a blow job from a Price Hill hooker down on Warsaw avenue.

That man has gotten a Price Hill Hummer from just about every single fiend down on the block.

by FlatEarthIsNonsense June 04, 2023

Red Hummer

If this happens, you're doing it wrong!

Bitch, you're not supposed to use your teeth! That's a red Hummer!

by Chrisbaggz June 11, 2022