strip club hummer

When a stripper puts her mouth on your penis and or testicles or all of the above, pants on, and breathes and vibrates your penis. Giant cock tease, but it is the strip club legal version of a traditional hummer.

I had a giant case of blue balls after the strip club hummers I got during all those lap dances at the Gold Club in dirty BR.

by Jamacha October 9, 2023

silver hummer

When an elderly person with silver hair gives you a blowjob

Have you ever gotten a silver hummer?

by 1rand0m February 2, 2024

sky hummer

A sky hummer is when you smoke tobacco in a plane while humming the words to the American national anthem

I sky hummered the shit out of that plane!

by StretchDude November 15, 2016

Hummer H2

A Hummer H1 Alpha if you have a bedtime set by your girlfriend and her husband.

-See sissy and/or bitchboy

“Wow look at that Hummer H2”

“He must like it in the ass.”

by Shaqitus October 10, 2021

Hummer

A guy who hums a lot.

"That fuckin hummer is humming again god damnit."

by xxx_MyLittleBronie_xxx March 17, 2024

hummer

a hummer is a gummer with teeth

Ri got an NK hummer from pope last night.

by rigetsnon February 23, 2021

Hummer

How douchebags move from place to place.

Douchebag 1: Yo Kyle, nice Hummer.

Douchebag 2: Thanks brah, I'm hoping stacey will forget about my micropenis when she sees me driving this. It's a bitch to fuel up though. I can never get more than 4 miles on a tank of gas.

by South African Dictator October 4, 2020