Batin' Hoop

Engaging in copulation.
slang. derived from 'beating hoop'

Cork City, Ireland

I was batin' hoop wit your ol' doll last night--- I had sexual intercourse with your girlfriend/wife last night

by CarWan2Base February 6, 2004

Shooty Hoops

The sport of throwing/tossing paper balls, cheetos, or any small object into the hood of somebody's hoody.

It is nearly played exactly like basketball, just without the need to dribble. Slam Dunks are illegal. However, that just makes them the more fun to do.

"Dude, we just had the most extreme game of Shooty Hoops during homeroom!"

by Sagachu, Gr33N March 14, 2010

Hoop Snake

A turd in your toilet thats shape resembles a hoop or a coiled up snake..Hoop Snake

Hoop Snake.I dropped a Hoop Snake so big it clogged up the toilet.
Crikey after I had anal sex with me Sheila Terri a Hoop snake the size of a billabong came out her ass.

by Hedgehog September 28, 2005

Street Hoops

A word created by the African American hip hop culture meaning "basketball".

"Excuse me sir, would you like to play some street hoops?"

by Rockwjz November 12, 2004

Classroom Hoops

When you have an unwanted piece of paper in a classroom, and you don't feel like wasting the energy (And creating the awkward moment when everyone looks at you when you get up and throw something away) by walking to the trash can to throw it away. So instead, you tap your neighbor on the shoulder and say "Check this". While you crunch up the piece of paper, you imagine yourself making a perfect shot into the trash can in slow motion. As you release the paper ball one of two things can happen: 1)You already know you completely missed and you will look like a complete idiot for wasting your neighbor's (And possibly the girl you still need to ask out's) time to see you throw a piece of paper on the ground. 2) You will make the impossible shot directly into the trash can and get thumbs up and pats on the backs by everyone who saw you perform the feat.

*Takes place in a boring science lesson
Man 1: Yo bro, check out my skills.
Man 2: Go for it.
*Man 1 makes the shot
Man 2: Dude, you have got some serious Classroom Hoops skills!

by duckinator617 July 27, 2010

hoop rollers

salesmen, con men, rip off artist, anyone that is trying to sell you something you do not need.

in the old days wagons had wooden wheels and a metal hoop around the out side that held the wheel togeather. kids would get one and a stick . they would roll the hoop with the stick.that was called hoop rolling . we called salesmen hoop rollers.

by r. cane May 13, 2006

Hoop Spin

In a basket ball game when someone does or does not get a basket and the ball spins around the hoop

Shiiit, we were 1 point behind and i thought he was gonna get it in but he fucked it up with a hoop spin./
YES! i was sure the ball was gonna go out but he didnt! fantastic hoop spin by michael

by ~~.:Hector:.~~ November 18, 2007