Holiday Hijacker 

(Noun) a person who thinks it is acceptable to schedule their stupid life event (wedding, baby shower, etc.) on holiday weekends, thus putting you in a socially precarious spot of forfeiting your free time or telling them they're not worth a long weekend.

Friend: we're going to the lakehoude for the 4th. Wanna come?
Me: I wish I could but Ellen is a holiday hijacker and scheduled her stupid wedding for that weekend.
Friend: Bitch.....

Holiday Hijacker by New_Uzer January 2, 2019

Holiday Hotfinger 

A spicy interaction between ones finger covered in either chile or hot cheeto dust, and another's anus. Usually ends in ultimate sexual pleasure

Susie please my darling dearest, would you mind giving me the holiday hotfinger tonight?

Holiday Hotfinger by Spicy Cock Bro September 22, 2019

Holiday tip

The dreaded tip expectation that comes during the Christmas holiday season and is expected by every service provider, from the mailman to the hair stylist. Confusion abounds on who is actually worthy of this extra tip, how much, and when the cut off date is. More specifically, there is a magical day in December (before Christmas) when there is an understanding that it’s the usual tip and one hasn’t crossed the threshold of holiday tipping. Generally thought to be December 15th.

Jimmy raced to the barber to get his haircut on December 15th, knowing that the holiday tip expectation was upon him.

Holiday tip by Grant Rampus December 10, 2019

Holiday Douche 

Somebody who takes the day off work before or after every holiday.

Bill: "Scot Wayfinder took December 26th off again this year."
Daniel: "He's such a holiday douche.

Holiday Douche by threelunches May 26, 2020

Holiday fucker 

These motherfuckers who keep pulling random holidays out of their ass.

Holiday fucker 1: Hey, June 3rd is another furry holiday I just made up, hurr durr
Holiday fucker 2: Oh yeah? Well June 4th is another anti-furry holiday I just made up duhhhhhhh
Any sane person: Can we just stop making up these random ass holidays and live a god damn normal life?

Holiday fucker by GameMech April 8, 2021

Holiday Homeworks 

Holiday Homeworks
English substantive
This name was chosen because "Medieval Instruments Of Torture" was too long.
After another fucking year of torture, stress, worries and teachers who alert students to tests only the day before and then complain about grades (more commonly called school) you can't wait to get away from that mass of troubles you've been forced to spend your days with. You already think about the sea, the beach, friends, those fucking hot guys with costumes from which you can see their dick and abs more perfect than Lady Gaga, but then THEY come into play.

Teachers think it's a simple way to keep fit and help us not forget our fucking home address, but that shit will only help us think about other possible methods of committing suicide.

X: Hey dude what are u doing with that knife?
Y: Oh, itz true, your teacher hasn't told you about them yet
X: W-w-wait.... Are u talking about.... THEM?
Y: Yes dude... The H-Holiday Homeworks...

X: Do you mind if I borrow the knife when you're done?

Holiday Homeworks by nickiminajisthequeenofrap12343 September 9, 2021

Holiday Blue's

When your ass cheeks turn blue cause it's cold outside.

I had the holiday blue's bad at work today!

Holiday Blue's by Bman9213 December 7, 2021