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Ya herb me?

It is a statement used to ask someone indirectly if they smoke marijuana.

It is also use to ask someone if they would like to smoke marijuana. This is usually said if there is a authority figure nearby.
Joe said, "Ya herb me?" Adamn replied, "Yes herb!"
by BIGBADBO$$MAN May 14, 2010
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The Golden Herb Rule

Modeled after Aristotle’s “Golden Mean” of taking the middle path and avoiding extremes in situations.

The Golden Herb Rule is used to asses how much cannabis one should consume in one session.

The idea is to smoke the right amount of cannabis that allows you to accomplish your goals and stay motivated.

A tool for the successful stoner in the 21st century.
“Ay bro you trying to hit this?”

“Nah man, I’m following the golden herb rule so I don’t smoke too much, get lazy, and don’t end up studying.”
by joshuatrees21 April 14, 2023
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Herb Grahm

A sexual act involving an old black man checking your parking pass, and then fucking you in the back of his caddy.
We Herb Grahmed in the back of my caddy twice last night
by nateef ron December 22, 2009
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11 Herbs and Spices

Sometimes called "The Colonel's Secret Recipe" is a type of "Street Cut" Marijuana that has been "watered down" and mixed with several different types of kitchen spice, sand, tea, leaves, or anything that may look like weed in any way to fool someone into thinking they are purchasing and smoking real, pure Marijuana.
Person 1 (Most likely a wannabe, a newbie to weed, or a douche): Dude, I got some OG kush from some guy in my neighborhood!
Person 2 (Most of the time educated about weed): Dude, this is fucking "11 Herbs and Spices!" It's just Oregano, Parsley, Green Tea, and mushed up leaves, you aren't fooling anyone!
by KING KICKASS December 26, 2014
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Herbs in my ass

When you’ve been working on the farm for 6000000000000000 days straight and then when you take a showers u find out there’s been herbs/crops growing in you’re anus/butt/ass
Omg there are mother fucking HERBS IN MY ASS!
by Hijackpoop24 June 30, 2020
mugGet the Herbs in my assmug.

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